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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | AUGUST 2018 | 65 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was a notice for the Dog Massage Club. I like my dog as much as the next guy but personal massage seems to be a step too far. Yes Doug, I'll scratch behind your ear, but I'm not going to heat up oil or put Yanni on the record player. Now go chase the pigeons. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment toward the back of this issue. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@ yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: JANICE AND ALVIN ELLMAN Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Forget the dog, I'll go in its place! ~ Debbie M. My canine house mate, Cordelia, is pleased with the promise of new special services. She specifically requests help with weight loss using "cool therapy." She says she's tired of hearing her vet call her "mildly obese." ~ Laurel P. My dog overheard me tell my wife about the new club, he took my phone and had Siri call and make appointments! ~ Armando A. Can I get my cat involved? ~ Joanne B. What a novel idea! ~ Jim S. What they won't think of next. How about a peoples massage club? ~ Barbara S. Woof! Woof! I hope that qualifies me for a massage! ~ Betty B. Finally! Just what my dog has always wanted, a dog massage club! ~ Dottie J. I'm already in the cat massage club and I've heard massaging dogs is "ruff " on your hands.~ Pam G. I will be sure to enroll my next dog. With all the benefits, I'll have one super pet! ~Shirley H. This sounds like a doggone good idea. ~ Gerald I. The benefits are overwhelming! We "old folks" could use this too. ~ Karen D. Didn't see being able to clean up after themselves in the listed benefits. We could surely use that! ~ Barbara C. Improve my dog's life? My dog is fine, but I will sign up my husband now! Can't wait to start and join up. I like #1, less barking! ~ Jeanne M. What a fantastic idea, especially "whistling happy tunes!" ~ Helene K. Sounds good. How do I get an appointment (for me)? ~Joseph C. LAST MONTH'S JOKE Dog Massage Club