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12 FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | NOVEMBER 2018 Get the Joke Entry Form Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ The Joke This Month: _____________________________________________________________________ Comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ____________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ GET THE JOKE! Thank you for all your entries… We're getting more and more entries every month! We love all the comments, too. Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over-the-top ridiculous or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, simply cut out and complete the box below and return to The Lodge Front Desk before the 9th of the month. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card to Smitty's. Happy hunting! YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT THE AERIAL TRAM STORY THIS MONTH'S WINNER: ROMEYN BOMBANTI Go to The Lodge to collect your gift card! LAST MONTH'S JOKE We really don't need a tram. We're not in competition with Disneyland. We're ALREADY the "Happiest Place On Earth!" But thanks to Barry… he must have been the first resident! Dan H. Cost $38M and HOA fees will be $5,000 a day. Not going to happen. Marvin G. Wow! At $5,000 a day HOA dues there won't be any residents to ride on the tram. Even Barry Goldwater wouldn't go for that. Daphne M. An aerial tram system might be an outdated approach. Might this committee consider an individualized jet pack system? This might cost less which will insure resident acceptance. Shelley M. I'm sure some folks think an aerial tram would simplify our lives here. After reading the joke, I'm fairly certain it would "break" us all! LOL! Linda F. Getting the Breeze every month is one of the best perks of living at Four Seasons Beaumont. The articles are interesting and timely and we love reading about clubs and activities! Jean L. Unbelievable sense of humor. Lila B. It made me laugh thinking about an aerial tram in the community, espcially at $38M to build and dues rising to $5,000 a day. Linda C. We enjoy the Breeze. Keep up the good work. Gary C. For that fee the tram should take us to Palm Springs! Linda L. Aerial trams are a great idea along with champagne cocktails served. As far as "drop off " points, please add Walmart as we may run out of cheese and wine over the bridge. $5,000 a day dues should be a 'breeze.' Karen R. Aerial Tram Committee