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Concentration Club Is one of your resolutions to improve your focus and concentration? Studies show that improved concentration has a radical impact on a person's health and poker skills. The five biggest benefits include: • Lowered blood pressure • Deeper sleep • Winning at Jeopardy • Never being late again • Ability to sing any Lionel Richie song • X-Ray vision We meet every Monday at 6 pm at North Clubhouse. The first hour we quietly stare, without blinking, at a rock. The second hour we stare at a partner. Join us! ~ Miles Davis I got the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This is the joke:_________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | FEBRUARY 2019 | 61 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for a Concentration Club. It seems the promise of X-ray vision was a huge turn on for many folks who responded. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: CHELLE HYDE Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Wow! Sounds great to me - can a blind person come? ~ Betty B. Count me in, the X-ray vision would definitely improve my poker skills. ~ Pam G. I'll gladly enter a "rock staring" competition if the rocks are gem stones. Sign me up! ~ Laurel P. You can't beat better health and poker skills. ~ Dottie J. I'm there! Now where do we meet? I forgot! ~ Homer C. I am really looking forward to… wait a minute, what were we talking about? ~ Dix H. I hope this club never has a camp. ~ Victor G. Sounds good to me except winning at Jeopardy (a dumb show). ~ George R. My concentration is so poor I can't remember how to get to the North Clubhouse or the South Clubhouse either. ~ Earl D. I'll pass. This is pretty much my daily routine. ~ Gerald I. I've always wanted X-ray vision. ~ Linda S. I want to sign up for the first hour only! I love rocks - they never talk back unlike a partner yap! yap! yap! ~ Jeanne M. I'm concentrating on winning! ~ Gale C. I was going to write something here. But I can't focus long enough to write it down. ~ John F. X-ray vision would help me see if roots from my large trees are damaging anything. ~ James K. The perfect club to improve my golf game - concentrating on making five foot putts. ~ Timothy H. I definitely can use a few sessions. ~ Vivian D. LAST MONTH'S JOKE