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Get the Joke Entry Form Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ The Joke This Month: _____________________________________________________________________ We love your comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ___________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ GET THE JOKE! Thank you for all your entries… We're getting more and more entries every month! We love all the comments, too. Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over-the-top ridiculous or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, simply cut out and complete the box below and return to The Lodge Front Desk before the 9th of the month. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card to Smitty's. Happy hunting! YOUR COMMENTS THIS MONTH'S WINNER: LINDA PREUSCHOFF Go to The Lodge to collect your gift card! LAST MONTH'S JOKE I think there were six benefits — loved "Winning at Jeopardy!" Always look forward to the Breeze each month! Carole J. I would love to be a member of the club. Lowering my blood pressure and sleeping through the night would be awesome… and winning Jeopardy wouldn't be so bad. Linda C. I want to sing like Lionel Ritchie. Karen S. I look forward to receiving the Breeze every month! Dianne S. Miles Davis! You got me at winning at Jeopardy! Lois B. Love the benefits — especially X-Ray vision and winning at Jeopardy. Staring at a "rock" would be a great way to pass the time away, if we had the time! Joanne S. Hey! I hope it helps my husband remember where he left his phone! Too funny! Joyce R. Maybe we should start this club. I know I'd like all those benefits. Caryn M. To stare at a rock, without blinking, for one hour is my kind of fun! What a great idea! Goldie M. 14 FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | FEBRUARY 2019 Concentration Club Is one of your resolutions to improve your focus and concentration? Studies show that improved concentration has a radical impact on a person's health and poker skills. The five biggest benefits include: • Lowered blood pressure • Deeper sleep • Winning at Jeopardy • Never being late again • Ability to sing any Lionel Richie song • X-Ray vision We meet every Monday at 6 pm at Windmill Bridge. The first hour we quietly stare, without blinking, at a rock. The second hour we stare at a partner. Join us! ~ Miles Davis