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I got the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This is the joke:_________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | APRIL 2019 | 63 Get the Joke! Last month's is show to the right. Sun Lakes isn't making you do all those things with your pets. It would be nice, however, if everyone just picked up after them - hint hint. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: KAREN RUSSI Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! My pretty girl greyhound would love to meet the boy Clyde! What an organic meeting. ~ Karen R. Some of the residents should follow these rules. ~ Jim S. Oh man I wanna be a pet in Sun Lakes Country Club! ~ Janice & Alvin E. Doggone, that's a lot of rules. ~ Joan J. So glad that all pets must wear clothing on Wed. and Sun. Would not like to see nude pets in church on Sundays. ~ Jeanette J. Thank heavens we'll finally get those pets under control! About time... ha ha. ~ Linda L. Looking forward to seeing some snappy dressers! ~ Peggy L. Funny, we just did all those things for our dog "Clyde." ~ George J. Puppies unite — no nail polish! ~ Jeanne V. Poor Cordelia, she will have to give up more than 100 toys to be in compliance. ~ Laurel P. There are many pets in Sun Lakes that enjoy all these rules. ~ Sharon K. We need a security detail that assures compliance with these rules! ~ Randy O. It's about time. It's disgusting that the pets are naked on Sundays when grandchildren are here visiting. ~ Joyce C. LAST MONTH'S JOKE New Rule Announcement: Pet Control/Maintenance In order to better monitor and control the pet population within the community, the Animal Committee has instituted the following rules that take place March 1, 2019: • All pets must be registered yearly, on their birthdays, with shot records checked, updated résumés • All pets must be professionally groomed weekly • All pets must have trimmed and polished nails • All pets must have a name tag on a lanyard around their necks at all times, both inside and outside of homeowner residences • All pets may have a minimum of (3) toys; maximum of (5) toys • All pet food must be organic and purchased through "Happy Peppy Pet Supplies of Canada" • All boy pets must be named "Clyde" • Pets may have colored contact lenses in blue or green only • Pet clothing is mandatory on Wednesdays and Sundays Thank you for your cooperation.

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