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Get the Joke Entry Form Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ The Joke This Month: _____________________________________________________________________ We love your comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ___________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ GET THE JOKE! Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over-the-top ridiculous or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, simply cut out and complete the box below and return to The Lodge Front Desk before the 9th of the month. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card to Smitty's. Happy hunting! YOUR COMMENTS THIS MONTH'S WINNER: LINDA KALE Go to The Lodge to collect your gift card! LAST MONTH'S JOKE Love the Breeze and all the great information it is packed with. Linda K. We almost missed the joke becuase it was placed on the pages with all the cute animals. We enjoyed especially mandatory pet clothing on Wednesday & Sunday. That would be quite a sight around the community. Lots of fun. Jerry & Frances M. Thank goodness it's a joke. I'd never get Matt the Cat to wear clothes! Lois B. I really laughted out loud when I read the pet control announcement. It would make a good April Fool's Day spoof. Joseph E. Cute how we love our pets. Tina S. If boy pets are all Clyde, then all girl pets will want to be Bonnie! Oh what a confusing rule. Let's let our pets come up with their own rules… now that's democracy! Shelley M. Hilarious! ALL boy pets must be named "Clyde." That's what gave it away! Thank you for making my day! Lori M. Love the new Pets on Parade! Mary L. Very funny ad. Gary C. Good to know that clothing is optional on certain days (for the pets)! Patti N. How funny this is! Pet clothing mandatory on Wednesdays & Sundays! Colored contacts too! I loved this! ~ Goldie M. 14 FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | APRIL 2019 New Rule Announcement: Pet Control/Maintenance In order to better monitor and control the pet population within the community, the Animal Committee has instituted the following rules that take place March 1, 2019: • All pets must be registered yearly, on their birthdays, with shot records checked, updated résumés • All pets must be professionally groomed weekly • All pets must have trimmed and polished nails • All pets must have a name tag on a lanyard around their necks at all times, both inside and outside of homeowner residences • All pets may have a minimum of (3) toys; maximum of (5) toys • All pet food must be organic and purchased through "Happy Peppy Pet Supplies of Canada" • All boy pets must be named "Clyde" • Pets may have colored contact lenses in blue or green only • Pet clothing is mandatory on Wednesdays and Sundays Thank you for your cooperation.