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get the joke Last month���s joke was a classified for a home that sounded pretty unappealing, but was priced right. I got a TON of serious calls from people wanting to rent the ���hoard house��� and they were disappointed to find out it was the joke. Just goes to show that living in Sun Lakes is a pretty big upside to any downside. Keep the great photos coming! Spring is on its way and we want to see the blossoms blooming. In fact, there���s a photo assignment on page 61. Please send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month���s Dinner Winner: Earl Davis Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of ���Lifestyles Magazine��� is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. 54 | sun lakes lifestyles | march 2013 | your comments: Sounds perfect for my mother-in-law. Earl Davis (Guess you won���t be sharing your dinner with her.) Hilarious��� I���d take it except I don���t smoke. Donald H. (It was a strange requirement.) I didn���t know teenagers owned a home in SLCC. Helen M. (Surprise!) I actually thought it was authentic until I read ���get the joke.��� Millie O. (Can���t fool you!) I���d consider it but first I need to purchase a reliable gas mask! Helene K. (Right?!?) Be sure to require references and a cleaning deposit! George R. (Always!) If this goes well maybe we could start a franchise! David M. (Of hoarded houses?) Love it! $650/mo. Why so much? Marylou L. (Cat food.) You���re mistaken. My house is NOT for rent! My cat is (but she���s a chain smoker). Ralph M. (Yikes!) That���s discrimination against dogs! Andrea K. (Dogs wouldn���t stand for those conditions.) When can I move in? I love to read magazines and my to cats can chase each other through the mazes. Alyene N. (But do you also smoke?) Yuck and yuk. Stan B. (Thank you.) I don���t do windows. Andy M. (We can���t find any.) I didn���t look for the joke��� I just smelled it. Helen H. (It���s pretty pungent.) Like my 14-year-old great-grandson���s room! Carrie H. (Don���t I know it.) No wonder it���s the lowest price in SLCC. Pauline G. (Exactly.) Great ad. Who wouldn���t want to live there. Very funny! Joyce W. (Anyone with the sense of smell.) I���ll take it! Cleaner than mine! George J. (YIKES.) Can���t wait to move in. Sounds ideal. My cat Smokey will be in cat heaven! Diane H. (Good name.) The price is right! We just need a year supply of Febreze and maybe we can get the gardener to clean. Norma G. (Sounds like a plan!) Nice bonfire trap! Joyce P. (S���mores, anyone?) Sounds like some relatives of ours. Lyla W. (Holidays are never fun.) Sounds delightful! Barbara M. (You���re on some gooooood meds!) I���ll have my sister rent this one. Ha ha. Lu S. (Sibling rivalry much?) Golly, I didn���t know my neighbor was moving! Linda A. (We haven���t found him yet���) Sounds like the best deal in town for smokers and cat lovers. Helen R. (They need a break!) What the heck is the gardener for? To pick up the overflow? Linda V. (Yuck!) I���m waiting to see this house featured in ���Good Housekeeping��� magazine. Bess H. (Don���t hold your breath!) I got the joke! Resident name (first & last):__________________________________________ Joke:__________________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!):_________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ community contest | sun lakes lifestyles | march 2013 | 55