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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JULY 2019 | 61 I got the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This is the joke:_________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for a new group: Extreme Ironing. Crazy thing is it's a real hobby! People challenge themselves to lug an iron and ironing board to the tops of mountains or the bottoms of the ocean. I don't even like ironing in my laundry room… I'll stick to gardening, thank you. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: JIM ZAK Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Getting that wet suit ready, can't wait to "iron" out this challenge! ~ Jim Z. I desperately need help with my ironing, maybe a different location would help. ~ Bernice S. Retired people still iron?! ~ Robert Bruce B. Not many men will be signing up!. ~ Mary N. I haven't ironed in years and don't plan to. ~ Roz F. Oh wow! Who doesn't love ironing? ~ Janice and Alvin E.. Ugh, ironing. ~ LaVerne P. Next journey: don't forget our favorite way to iron — skydiving in a thunderstorm, use of free electricity. ~ Lori F. My 50-year old ironing board has seen lots of adventures— desk, TV tray, table, drawing board, but definitely is up for these challenges! ~ Jeanne V. Hate ironing anyway. ~ Rae Jean P. Ironing is extreme at any level. ~ Janie H. I don''t mind ironing, but that's a bit much for me! ~ Lauri J. Maybe new member trainees could practice with roof-top ironing. ~ Linda A. My #18 antique iron already serves as a doorstop. Now it will un-retire as a contestant in senior division discus throwing. ~ Laurel P I'll bring the Niagra Spray Starch! ~ Harriet F. Much more stimulating than watching The View or Judge Judy of TV! ~ Victor G. I never thought anybody would do more ironing than me — I get up and iron when I can't sleep. But then this is a joke? ~ Elva G. My only question is... where do you plug in the iron? ~ Anthony M. Not a club for me, I really dislike ironing. ~ Jean B. What a fertile imagination! Does anyone iron anymore? I won't be a candidate for this club! ~ Evelyn H. I hate ironing, thank God for permanent press. ~ Jeanette J. Sorry, I can't join because my ironing board is just too heavy. Have fun! ~ Diane N. Looks like fun! ~ Jim S. If I join will they teach me how to iron out some of the wrinkles I keep finding when I look in the mirror? ~ Desmond D. No thanks, but I do have a gorgeous ironing board I would gladly contribute to the club! ~ Helene K. Okay people, grab your selfie stick and submit them to next month's Lifestyles issue! ~ Patricia S. Travel to Dana Point, grab a wet suit, scuba dive with sharks, and then iron underwater! Boy, what a SHORE good time we will have! ~ Betty B. I have always felt that ironing in the buff was extreme, especially when using the steam button. ~ Barbara M. I don't own an ironing board, so if you ever catch me ironing, it would be extremely dangerous! ~ Sherri L. I'm ready with all my scuba gear for Dana Point to iron with the sharks! That should be a rush! I'm sure it's somewhere on my bucket list. ~ Lynn D. When will tickets for the events go on sale? Will there be time trials to qualify? ~ Joyce C. Regular ironing is dangerous enough for me. ~ Gerald I. I don't care where we travel — I hate ironing! ~ Sandra B.