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Get the Joke Entry Form Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ The Joke This Month: _____________________________________________________________________ We love your comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ___________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ GET THE JOKE! Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over- the-top ridiculous or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, simply cut out and complete the box below and return to The Lodge Front Desk before the 9th of the month. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card. Happy hunting! YOUR COMMENTS THIS MONTH'S WINNER: MARY ANN DIEHL Please go to The Lodge front desk to claim your prize LAST MONTH'S JOKE Love the Four Seasons. It's a beautiful, quiet, and friendly community to live in. And I love the Breeze! It's so informative. ~ Linda K. Whoever writes the articles are very clever! ~ Joanne T. Thank you for all that work on the Breeze. It's beautiful and informative. I love it! ~ Caryn M. Surely there are no zombies here in Four Seasons! Maybe the Walmart parking lot, but not Four Seasons. Oh, the thought of it! ~ Charles C. We have actually seen zombies here in Four Seasons. Be very careful on the trails — that's where they love to hide and then startle you! ~ Hilario L. I hope no one mistakes me for a zombie in the mornings before I've had my cup of coffee or put my make up on! ~ A.J. R. Good to be prepared for things that go bump in the night. ~ Lois B. Thank you for all your hard work, staff. ~ Albert P. After reading the tips about confronting a zombie, I'm ready for battle. Harriet & Dan H. FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | AUGUST 2019 25 With the recent controversy over vaccinations, the Pass Area is starting to see a sharp rise in Zombieism. Our group has been formed to help residents prepare for inevitable confrontations. Here are a few tips we review in depth at our weekly meetings: Never underestimate the zombie: They are not mindless hunters. They are far craftier than one might expect and rely on the art of surprise attack. Never engage a zombie: Only stand and fight if you are cornered. If there is an opportunity to run away, take it. Keep calm and breathe through your mouth: It is difficult to prepare for the grotesque appearance and rotting stench of a zombie. It is important not to react with fear or horror as that may cause you to hesitate or even freeze. Focus instead on delivering a combination of defensive and offensive strikes that will buy you time to escape (see The Swipe & Strike Method at right). Watch for red flags: If you are talking to someone and they are deadly dull or hum and drool mid-sentence, you may be talking to a zombie. Don't panic. Discreetly excuse yourself from the conversation. The life you save may be your own. Preparation is so important. Join us Wednesdays at dusk outside the main gate. Pitchforks will be provided for those who do not have their own. We have a fun potluck on the last Wednesday of the month. ~ Jackie Chan Zombie Combat Club