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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | AUGUST 2019 | 61 I got the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This is the joke:_________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Get the Joke! Last month's joke was a notice for the Zombie Combat Club. Zombies may or may not be among us - but if they are, this club would have prepared homeowners for battle against these walking dead jerks. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: RONALD SEFARA Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! I'll be sure to attend the meetings! We all need to be prepared. Thanks to Jackie Chan! ~ Barbara E. Will take the defense instructions to heart, especially since they were given by Jackie Chan. ~ Gloria C. Lots of zombies in the Lounge on Friday nights - club might be a hit. ~ Kelly M. Good training for times you are outside Sun Lakes at night. ~ Lori F. When you are in the Lounge on Friday or Saturday night, how can you tell the drunks from the zombies? ~ Fred O. I've had my vaccinations, but about 2 pm I am dreadly dull and drool mid-sentence. Does this mean I have zombeism? ~ Bob A. What do you do when they are driving a car or golf cart? ~ Lynne G. I too have seen many and run ~ Bernice S. I need to join the club. ~ George J. Did you say, "hum and drool?" ~ Janice and Alvin E. If I see a zombie I will run like hell! ~ Jean B. I was once engaged to a zombie, it wasn't so bad! It was the drooling that got to me - I'm in to join the club! ~ Jeanne M. Can we send these people to Washinton D.C.? ~ Barbara J. Great place. ~ Ronald E. I have a black belt and wear it everyday. They won't mess with me, nor will they know the belt is only for holding up my pants. ~ Pam G. I think there are a few Charter Members. ~ Jean D. Do zombies play 8-ball? ~ Bill C. Your tips are great! Watch out zombie, I'm ready for you! ~ Helene K. Reminds me of my hand-to-hand combat training in the Marine Corps. ~ Jim S. Red flags! Dreadly dull or hum and drool mid- sentence - I think I've seen some zombies here in SLCC. Thanks for the swipe and strike method - I've been practicing. I'm ready! ~ Betty B. I have actually talked to a person who was deadly dull, hummed, and drooled! ~ Janie H. Count me in. I will bring my own pitchfork! ~ Vivian D. Careful! Some of the zombies might be Sun Lakers before morning coffee! ~ Gerald I. LAST MONTH'S JOKE Zombie Combat Club