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Get the Joke Entry Form Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ The Joke This Month: _____________________________________________________________________ We love your comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ___________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ GET THE JOKE! Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over- the-top ridiculous or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, simply cut out and complete the box below and return to The Lodge Front Desk before the 9th of the month. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card. Happy hunting! YOUR COMMENTS THIS MONTH'S WINNER: LORIE REITZ Please go to The Lodge front desk to claim your prize LAST MONTH'S JOKE I was all in to join the Chicken Fight Tournament until I saw the rules. No biting, slapping, or tickling? Where's the fun in that! Lorie R. You didn't say no Velcro, no magnets, no two-sided tape so once I attach those secrets to my bottoms, I'm signing up to win this competition. Shelley M. Thank you for all your hard work. Albert P. I love this place! It has made the last part of my life the best part of my life. Gloria C. I think the Breeze has the most beautiful photos. Just shows there are a lot of talented people in this community. Linda K. FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | SEPTEMBER 2019 29 Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Do you want to stay cool in the August heat and enjoy some good ol' competition? Join us in a Chicken Fight Tournament at The Lodge pool! Contestants must be residents and sign a release-of-liability waiver. You may register with a partner or there will be loaner partners if you don't have one. You must decide before you get in the pool who will be the base, and who will be getting on the shoulders. There is no switching once games have started. The rules are simple: the first person to fall into the water off of their partner's shoulders loses and the competition moves to the next duo. There is no biting, slapping, snorting, hair pulling, name calling, taunting, teasing, or tickling. If you are interested, get your speedo or bathing suit ready and start practicing your clucking! The winning team wins a 10-piece chicken nugget meal from the restaurant of your choice. Chicken Fight Tournament