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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | DECEMBER 2019 | 69 I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This was the joke: _______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Get the Joke! Last month we ran a notice for the make-believe Turkey Tackle. The idea for this made-up event was that imaginary residents compete to tackle a turkey which they then must keep at their house as a pet for the following year. We added that in this fanciful event no fictitious turkeys are harmed. However, we did get one real call from someone who was very upset that pretend turkeys might be harmed. She sounds like she'd be a lot of fun on Thanksgiving. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: DESMOND DITCHFIELD Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! If I catch a fellow resident by mistake, do I have to take them home and then treat them like a pet? ~ Desmond D. What if the turkey tackles the turkey tackler? ~ George J. I'm sure of one turkey that is running. It will never win. Too bad. ~ Helene K. Please don't release them on the Executive Course! There are enough hazards over there. But I could probably fine you a few more turkeys. ~ Marty M. Gobble, gobble said my mother-in-law! You won the turkey! Yes, said I, but I cooked him! ~ Jeanne M. I can hardly wait to see the turkeys running around the Executive Course. Gobble, gobble. ~ Linda L. My two small dogs would have a great time chasing turkeys. ~ Shirley M. After all that work, what do you mean bring them back? ~ Janice & Alvin E. Great! I missed the 6th Annual! ~ Jim S. Those turkeys looked pretty fit. I think my turkey tackling days are past. ~ Gerald I. Can hardly wait to participate! ~ Patricia B. If the turkeys are litter box trained, I'm in! ~ Barbara C. Last year I tackled two. Now who will come to clean my house? What a mess! ~ Frank V. Bad idea. At our ages touch football would alone be too much. ~ Earl D. Can't wait to see it. About time this competition was added to our events. ~ Darleen M. This is fake news! ~ Darlene H. What a challenge! Turkeys do peck a lot when tackled. They can be mean pets if not properly cared for a year! ~ Karen D. It would be fun to watch! ~ Sharon K. Were you aware that the turkey spirit animal is a symbol of abundance! It brings the message of unlocking the richness of your life! ~ Linda S. What fun and who doesn't love turkey? ~ Sharon R. If I win I will dance the turkey trot! ~ George R. Thankfully another 10 turkeys will survive the Thanksgiving feast! Signed… LF PETA co-chair your comments: BELOW: NOT A REAL PHOTO - COMPLETELY PHOTOSHOPPED