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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | MARCH 2020 | 65 I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This was the joke: _______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Get the Joke! Last month the joke was a blurb titled, "Flowers and their Meaning." It was fun thinking of silly meanings for various flowers — for example, daisies mean "You're pretty short," and sunflowers mean "Pick up my dry cleaning." They don't actually mean those things, but then who's to say that roses mean "love?" It's pretty random. I think flowers, by and large, should just be appreciated, taken at face value, and we should stop complicating matters reading too much into things! If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: DEBBIE PRITCHETT Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! I'll take a dozen 'white roses.' That means lots of vodka and orange juice. Helene K. A bouquet of dead flowers: You had better find a divorce attorney. Fred O. Cute - had to think about that one for a minute or so. My favorite is the red and white roses. Betty F. You forgot yellow roses,'I just wet my pants' and, of course, the most important message of all, cutting the flowers off the stems means 'welcome to the family.' Scott C. Love the way it was put together. Irene L. I'll take a white rose and add it to that screwdriver - and make it a double! Jeanne V. You forgot - plastic flowers means you are a cheapskate. Nick P. Flowers? No thank you. Candy for me! Janet P. Very interesting! Patricia B. As with most males, it is worthless information. We are not sent flowers anymore. Earl D. I would love a bouquet of white roses please. Add vodka to my OJ! Melinda C. After reading this, diamonds are really a girl's best friend! Linda A. This is funny! Gerald I. So glad these aren't true or I'd never buy flowers for anyone! Jean B. Roses are red, violets are blue, you can't fool me, but I still love you! Mary Sue C. Here's one: Bachelor buttons - 'You'll be the most popular one at Social Singles parties.' Barbara C. So what does prickly cactus mean? Laurel P. Some of their meanings were pretty bad. It's a good thing they were just a joke. Elva G. your comments: Last month's joke: Flowers & Their Meaning Carnation: You are my seventh favorite person on Earth Orchid: Let's pick out matching rings at Big Lots Tulip: I want to make you breakfast in bed if you do the dishes Lily: I want to take care of you in an old- fashioned, doilies on the arms of the davenport kind of way Iris: You have beautiful eyes but I'm concerned about your posture Hydrangea: Your hair is super big Gardenia: I want to shove these flowers up my nose they smell so good Forget-me-not: I remember that one time you said that one thing Daisy: You're pretty short Sunflower: Please pick up my dry cleaning Roses: Varies according to color Red Rose: I would like a massage using the lavender oil Pink: The milk has expired White: Please add vodka to my orange juice

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