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get the joke Last month's joke was an article for a new club that celebrated the music genre of rap. Clean rap, of course. I received a few phone calls from homeowners wanting to find out more. I'm personally a fan of all music types and encourage everyone to sample a buffet of genres - including rap! As always, keep the great photos coming! Summer is fast approaching and Sun Lakes is waking up from its winter slumber. In fact, there's a photo assignment on page 61. Please send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: Jean Park Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. 54 | sun lakes lifestyles | may 2013 | your comments: We would never join this group. Clean or dirty. No good. Joe S. (Uncle Joe! You sound like a grumpy old man!) Actually I like rap. All forms but gangster. Too bad. I was all hot to trot. Evelyn H. (Evelyn - you're ALWAYS hot to trot!) How are we going to "get down" on this? If they take out the nasty, it's not rap - it's C-RAP! Gerald I. (You should hang out with Uncle Joe and teach how to bust a move.) Don't give me crap, this is a bunch of bull. There is no clean rap, I'm not a fool! Bob A. (Hey! That almost rhymed! Like rap!) I'm a Sun Lakes folk and it ain't no joke - I used to nap but now I enjoy rap. Stan K. (You're ain't no fool, you're just too cool, go play golf, nothing rhymes with golf!) The only rap I want to hear is at my front door with a thick slice of cheesecake. Marie G. (Mmmmm. Cheesecake.) Move over Pit Bull! Stan B. (I had to ask my 13-year-old who Pit Bull was. You're pretty hip!) Really, is there such a thing? Janice & Alvin E. (Will Smith sang a pretty dandy clean rap, once upon a time, back when he was a Fresh Prince.) I love music but this doesn't qualify! Peggy E. (I disagree! There's some pretty good stuff out there. Not a lot of clean selections, though.) I love clean rap! Jim D. (Yay!) Clean rap? According to Webster, it would be rap if it was clean! Jenny P. (Webster is an old fuddy duddy.) Clean rap - unheard of but not impossible. Just less likely. Marylou L. (Maybe there's a market waiting to be tapped!) I think I would need something "stronger" than low calorie food to even listen to clean rap. Helene K. (I know, Helene - you like it dirty!) Can't believe there are many rap fans in SLCC. Who knew? Grace T. (You'd be surprised what goes on behind closed lace curtains.) Sounds like fun! Let's bust a move! Jim Z. (Yes!) Making rap clean has to be the joke! Ruth K. (You were right!) I got the joke! Resident name (first & last):__________________________________________ Joke:__________________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!):_________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ community contest | sun lakes lifestyles | may 2013 | 55