48 | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JUNE 2020 |
Well, there's baby fat, the Freshman
15, pregnancy weight, and middle-age
spread. Now there's the COVID Creep.
That's where the weight just creeps on
during quarantine because you aren't
doing as much as normal. Your sofa gets
a your-butt-sized indentation in it that
usually takes eight to 10 years to develop.
God forbid if you have a recliner. Those somehow cause the weight
that would have just been in your butt and legs to multiply and
spread to your upper body too. I think it has something to do with
the dynamics of gravity and body inclination, but that could just be
me trying to sound intelligent.
Hopefully, by the time this article is printed and read (about three
weeks after it's actually written), we will all be back outside doing our
normal activities sporting our new and improved sizes. Okay, maybe
not improved, more like economy size or extra value size.
I'm looking forward to the pool, but I need to research and see
if any Sun Lakes residents are Green Peace members. I don't want
anyone to try to roll me back into the water as I lay out.
Here's the Sun Lakes RV Club's currently planned activities for the
rest of 2020:
Oct. 4-9: Wine Country RV at Paso Robles
October ??: Pizza Party
December ??: Holiday Party
I'll keep you all advised as to what is REALLY going to happen as
time and this quarantine thing progress.
Stay healthy and sane (although if you ask me, sanity is highly
overrated).
Joining the RV club is easy!
Call Sandy Alexanian for information at (951) 381-1292.
Just in case: Check with your club contact to confirm meeting place, date, and time.
