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get the joke your comments: Last month's joke was an ad for pretty nails. It was inspired by the photo in the ad (right). How does she walk? What if she was being chased? Her nails would get in the way and she'd fall and whoever was chasing her would catch her and kill her. The her family could say, "Wow. Her feet really WERE killing her." As always, keep the great photos coming! Summer is here and the Fourth of July is around the corner. I love all the parade photos I get every year! Don't forget photo assignment on page 61. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: If you can do nails like the picture shows, I'll be "happy lucky" like your salon! Helene Kassman (Congratulations on winning the dinner, Helene!) Helene Kassman Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. It's sandal season! Do you have pretty feet? Happy Lucky Nail Salon Wow! She needs a trim. Joyce W. (Sometimes my husband's toenails get like that - but they're not a pretty pink.) We have the latest fashions in nail styles! Call for your appointment today! 909-797-3647 Yikes. Someone needs a pedicure. Ruth K. (I think it's the lady in the picture. Or my husband.) With toenails like those in the picture, my husband said he would divorce me for cruel and unusual punishment. Alyene N. (I know how he feels. My husband, Mr. Lucky, knows only sharp 90° angles. It's like he has Ginsu Toes. That'll wake you up in a hurry. "WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD IN THE BED?!?!") Can men have their nails done also? Don W. (I'm so glad you asked! Maybe you and my husband can go and get a two for one.) Can hubby get a sexy maniped? Ruth S. (I'd settle for a ped for my guy. He insists on cutting his own toenails with garden clippers and has never heard of emery boards.) If my nails looked like that I would be arrested for wearing a weapon. Sandra B. (It would be great for kick boxing.) This one was easy. Hope I nailed it. George R. (Groan.) Those nails are good for climbing trees or telephone poles. Norm G. (Practical!) No shoes would fit. I hope I win!!! Teheresa V. (Keep trying!) So you think I'm hip! Fooled you - it's a replacement. Stan B. (No. I never thought you were hip, Stan.) Wow! We love your sense of humor! Charlie F. (Thanks - my husband thinks I'm weird.) Can we do a two-fer? Janice & Alvin E. (Let's do a four-fer and I'll bring the hubby.) I'll keep my thick, yellow nails, thank you. Helen M. (How about a compromise?) Who's her dance partner? Ouch! Andrea K. (Those nails would keep him on his toes!) I got the joke! Resident name (first & last):__________________________________________ Joke:__________________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!):_________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ community contest | sun lakes lifestyles | june 2013 | 55