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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JANUARY 2021 | 59 Last month's joke poked fun at our constant companion, the covid monster, and the havoc it's wreaking with our TP supply. Hope this doesn't hit too close to home for you. If it does, there is a lovely bidet you can order from Amazon. The problem is that you need an outlet near the toilet or you'll have to run an extension cord, which is a little tacky but at this point, who cares. Back in 2019 (when traveling was a thing) I discovered that bidets are ubiquitous in Japan. There was one in a bus station that played sounds of a waterfall. Japan is also the cleanest country I've ever visited. A tissue was dropped (probably by a tourist) in a street in Kyoto and an elderly Japanese lady on a bicycle circled it with complete horror and disgust, like it was a dead body. I want to go back someday. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and (new!) EMAIL IT TO sunlakesnews@yahoo.com before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: LINDA VIEIRA Please call Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner (or something). OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Save your Christmas Wish List Catalogs… Are there any corn cobs left from the food fight event? Just sayin' … not particularly into the square thing. Margaret W. I need something to dry my tears from laughing. Linda F. I was in Russia in the 1990s and we had to pay for each square of crepe-paper type toilet paper. It was very rough and not enough! Mickey P. The rules for this one should be interesting! George P. Very funny. Keep up the good work! Ron S. Very clever! Linda V. In the late 1960s my Uncle Jack actually had a limit of four squares per trip to the bathroom in his house! Julie A. Thanks for printing the lunch and dinner menu. The online print is too small! Dorrie G. I enjoy Zoom with family, but I think I will pass on this discussion! Sharon K. I think purses should also be checked for toilet paper! Darleen M. For square and 10 months. We ordered three bidets in March. What a savings and a cool experience! Sandy S. Reminds me of the time I visited the French Alps - I went to a bathroom that consisted of a hole in the ground. There was a person standing by the door who haded each person three sheets of TP to wipe with. True story! Linda S. your comments: last month's joke GET THE JOKE! I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This was the joke: _______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Send your entry to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com Zoom Discussion on Square Usage