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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | APRIL 2022 | 67 From Courtney Taylor, publisher: Last month I asked for some one liners. Here are few of my favorite: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening... but this isn't it." -Groucho Marx Victor Gassman "I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper…the closer it gets to the end the faster it goes!" Sharon Robinson "When going to the snow covered mountains, don't forget your lederhosen… because there's nothing worse than 'frozen toes-en'!" Laurie Williams "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Jim Vaughn "I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads." Jeanne Vaughan For next month's top secret, VIP contest, please send me a picture of one of your favorite things about nature - if you don't have a camera, I'll accept a drawing. I'll pick a winner and send a prize! Now back to the Get the Joke stuff: To win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and (new!) EMAIL IT TO sunlakesnews@yahoo.com before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: FRAN KRAMARSKI Please call Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner. So many possibilities - my worst nightmare, my number of original teeth, my true hair color, my number of traffic tickets, my number of IRS audits - stop me, already! Barbara C. The jokes are the first things I look for each month! Victor G. Who in their right mind would want to participate? Nora B. A better name for the group - "How to lose friends in five questions or less." George P. I'd want to come and watch this game but I wouldn't want to play! Sharon R. I hope no one guesses my worst habit! With the other guesses, I'm not as worried… Laurie W. Way too much information! Sharon K. I'm good at it - once won $100 in Vegas! Helene K. I would never give out that info - you crazy? Jean B. Guess I'll join! Earl D. Enjoy - keep 'em coming. John T. Very interesting. Patricia B. Sounds like fun… I guess. George R. your comments: GET THE JOKE! I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This was the joke: _______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Send your entry to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com or drop it at the Main Clubhouse OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Last month's joke: Guess My… Have you ever played Guess My? It's a riot! Every session poses five questions to the group and the person who gets the most answers right, or closest to right, wins. Some questions from a recent game included: • Guess My weight • Guess My age • Guess My ailments (high blood pressure is always a good answer) • Guess My number of divorces • Guess My worst habit Join us every Tuesday at 2 pm in the Arts & Crafts Room. We'll look forward to guessing with you! ~ Dan Smith, dontgetmad@aol.com