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I got the joke! Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ This was the joke: ________________________________________________________________________ We love your comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!):____________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ THIS MONTH'S WINNER: GET THE JOKE - WIN BISTRO BUCKS! EILEEN ZUKANKAS EILEEN ZUKANKAS Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over-the-top ridiculous, or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, email your response to fourseasonsnews@yahoo. com. Or you can cut out and complete the box below and take it to The Lodge front desk. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card to the Bistro. Please get your entry in no later than the eighth of the month. Thanks! LAST MONTH'S JOKE YOUR COMMENTS I'm very fond of Legumes so I feel that I would make an excellent Captain for the Find the Peanut Club. Vote for me! Mary B. Excellent photo of coyote on cover and the bird pictures. Linda K. The FIND THE PEANUT group is a joke group, but it would be fun to watch them. Karen M. FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | JULY 2022 69 Find the Peanut We are a group of fun-loving Mensa members who are gluten- free, sentient, carbon dioxide spewing bipeds with 20/20 (or worse (sometimes better)) vision! If one of these descriptors sound like you, join us every week for some outrageous fun. We meet every Monday in The Lodge Game Room at 8 am to begin our journey to Find the Peanut. How does Find the Peanut work? Glad you asked! Our Peanut Master (chosen based on who can hold their breath the longest at the previous week's meeting) is in charge of hiding six peanuts somewhere in the community between 2 and 3 am the night (morning, actually - hey, we're Mensa) before the meeting. At the meeting, the Peanut Master will choose a Legume Captain who will assign each member a color based on their height or, if that isn't available, their favorite cat breed. Every member, save the Peanut Master and Legume Captain, are blindfolded and spun around for three minutes. The blindfolds are removed and the members are tethered together with handkerchiefs. That's when they are released with a rousing chant of "Peanut! Peanut! Where For Art Thou Peanut?" The person who finds the most peanuts wins $1,000. Join us! ~ Davey Crockett, (909) 797-3647 YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY! We would like to have more than a handful of people playing Get the Joke. The usual winners don't want you to play because they like winning all the Bistro Bucks. They want to hog all the winnings. Are you going to stand for that? No, I say! NO!

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