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56 | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | SEPTEMBER 2022 | Saturday Morning Golf Tuesday Alien Golf Are you still working and looking for a weekend golf option? Are you interested in sharpening your short game skills? Do you enjoy having a relaxed game of golf? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may wish to join our Saturday Morning Golf Group. We play on the Executive Course. Our membership includes men and women with a large range of handicaps. Our members share a love of the game. We have shotgun starts. Most of the year, October through June, the check in time is 8:30 am with a 9 am shotgun. In the summer, July through September, the check in time is 8 am with an 8:30 am shotgun. We hold monthly tournaments, an annual Club Championship competition, and quarterly dinners. Membership application forms are available in the North Pro Shop. Annual dues are only $15. Please contact our Membership Chair, Randy Eden, at (951) 292-8125, for additional information. We welcome new members. Hello. My name is Jerry. I am new to Sun Lakes. I am also new to Earth. I arrived on the day when you were celebrating the birth of your nation. I have looked all over this planet and I agree that this nation is worthy of celebration. Since moving here, I have discovered the game of golf. It is much like the game of (sorry, I cannot translate it to your language) but far fewer players are killed and maimed. I have approached your leaders and have formed a new group. I wish to invite you to join me and play on Tuesday mornings. After playing with the Men's Club, I was told telekineses and brain melding are not allowed in the game of golf so I will no longer be doing that. After Tuesday's golf match, we will all convene to the Lounge where I will introduce you to my "earthling" girlfriend Doris. She moved here from our planet, , and has been living among you and learning all your knitting secrets, which we will use to conquer the galaxy . For info, think "Jerry" and I will appear before you. I look forward to seeing you on Tuesday. SMG WILL BE HOSTING A GOLF CART BATTERY CLEAN, CHECK AND FILL FOR OUR MEMBERS WHO BRING THEIR OWN GALLON OF DISTILLED WATER ON OCT. 8 BETWEEN 12 AND 1 PM AT THE NORTH CLUBHOUSE. LET'S KEEP OUR CARTS SAFE.