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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JANUARY 2023 | 63 From Courtney, the publisher: Karma is real. The two people who loyally respond to my secret contest are our randomly chosen winners for December and January. Congrats Laurie and Victor. Happy 2023. Are you making any resolutions? I never do because I don't like to be told what to do. I'm one of those people who will work hard and climb mountains and slay dragons - unless I'm told to. Then I dig my heels in and cross my arms and say, "You're not the boss of me." It's a little embarrassing when I'm talking to a mirror. But this year I'm going to give ONE a try. In the last couple of years I've noticed an uptick in anxiety and blood pressure. I've narrowed down the source to the news. I love talk radio and listen all day long. But they're never talking about any good news. So my resolution is to limit talk radio to the Tim Conway Jr. Show from 6 - 10 pm and listen to music the rest of the day. What is your one TOP resolution? I'll mail you a screaming goat or, if you already have one, its equal if you tell me. Email me at sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Now back to the Get the Joke stuff: To win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and (new!) EMAIL IT TO sunlakesnews@yahoo.com before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: LAURIE WILLIAMS Please call Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner. I will consider it if there's plenty of shopping like Walmart or Home Depot. Emily P. It sounds like a great place, but I don't want to take the space ship to get there. Sharon K. Oh, thank you, Elon. I'll bet there'll be no warehouses or homeless to deal with. Those would be enough to add years to our lives! Barbara C. This is absolutely something Elon Musk would do! What are the move-in specials — my husband and I are interested? When do we leave? Gerry P. I like the amenities... especially gravity! I probably would hang out at the full bar for awhile, though. I wonder what kind of drinks they will be serving. Laurie W. I would love to move to Space-X. Instead of golf carts do they just "beam up " to go travel with the community? What fun that would be! Nora B. Always wanted to meet martians and see how they live. Jean B. Sign me up. I'll bring the Mars Bars and "Martianis." Betty B. I'll go if I can bring my cat. Patricia F. Sci Fi is true! Little green me - get out of the - we are coming! Debbie P. When is take off? Pam L. Hopefully no warehouse! Jim S. Love the magazine and looking for the joke. Jan S. Additional benefits: the average person would weigh 50 pounds and a golf ball would go three times further. Bob A. your comments: GET THE JOKE! I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This was the joke: _______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Send your entry to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com or drop it at the Main Clubhouse OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Holiday Memories Secret Contest: My favorite memory of the holidays is when I was about seven years old, I received an adorable toy Panda bear. I immediately decided his name would be George. I took him with me pretty much everywhere. I loved him for years. I sometimes wonder what happened to poor old George. He never writes, he never calls… ~ Laurie Williams Last month's joke:

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