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Four Seasons Beaumont Breeze August 2023

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I got the joke! Resident's Name (first & last): ________________________________ Phone __________________________ This was the joke: ________________________________________________________________________ We love your comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ___________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ THIS MONTH'S WINNER: GET THE JOKE - WIN BISTRO BUCKS! LOIS BUTLER LOIS BUTLER "Get the Joke" is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article, or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over-the-top ridiculous, or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, email your response to fourseasonsnews@yahoo.com. Or you can cut out and complete the box below and take it to The Lodge front desk. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card to the Bistro. Please get your entry in no later than the eighth of the month. Thanks! LAST MONTH'S JOKE YOUR COMMENTS ank you all in the Photography Club for the great photos. I really loved the Space X launch. Linda K. e Grow Taller Group is a group I've been looking for all my life!! I've always said, "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall." Karen M. When I first read it I believed it was serious as we do get shorter. But then I read you print jokes and have contests. I am new to the community. Eva T. Love the Breeze! Lois B. Love the graphic! Steve G. I look forward to the Breeze every month. Joe. E. In the first place, people today would not attempt to lose weight as suggested in this article! Ha ha! e rack was a brutal torture method used in Medieval times. Betty E. Sure beats trying to lose weight! Marty R. In this day and age where everything goes, this group "fits" right in. Sally W. Or else go to outer space where there's no gravity. You don't need to grow taller. Patty N. FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | AUGUST 2023 69 GTG (Grow Taller Group) We recently formed GTG as a companion group to TOPS (above). Several members realized that perhaps we weren't overweight, just undertall. After much research, we have implemented a series of methods to grow taller. These include: • Inversion Table: Hang upside for three to seven hours daily • Spinal Disc Surgery: Add discs, add inches! • The Rack: A medieval device that stretches the whole body (at right) So if you have plateaued in your weight loss journey, join us on the road to growing taller. ~ Elastic Man, (909) 797-3647

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