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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | FEBRUARY 2024 | | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | FEBRUARY 2024 | 67 67 anks for the opportunity to 'ketchup' on the spicy news of this banned organization. Victor G. As a lifelong and still active member of the BODS (Benevolent Order of Dressings & Sauces) I relish the news that a Condiment Club is forming at Sun Lakes! I can finally mustard the strength to ketchup from the back of the pantry and join you at the ranch. Happy Hollandaise to you all! Signed: Tom Atosauce, Esq. Jeanne V. at's a one spicy meatball Joyce C. Keep up the funny stuff. Always makes my day. Ron S. Dear A. Wonsaws, Will you be my condimentor? ere's so much to learn. Will it be ketchup time for all the newbies? Barbara C. One Club not too palatable to me is the CONDIMENT CLUB. I enjoy sharing but not my tastebuds. Sorry, I'll pass on this one. Ruth R. I never know what to do with all the condiment packets that come with takeout. Lyla W. It sounds like my kind of club … I am a big fan of spicy food, but I'm a little bit afraid of getting too close to the extra-spicy Buffalo sauce! Laurie W. Sounds wonderful. Jim S. What a salty ad. I'll have to ketchup to the club rules and mustard the courage to join. Debbie P. Barbecue sauce in wine? Ugh! LaVerne P. Took two times looking for the joke. Best part is I saw what I missed the first time. Mike S. I loved the contact person - A. Wonsaws. Sallie F. your comments: GET THE JOKE! I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ______________________________________ This was the joke: _____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): ____________________ __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ Send your entry to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com or drop it at the Main Clubhouse Last month's joke was e Condiment Club Now back to the Get the Joke stuff: To win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box and email it to sunlakesnews@ yahoo.com before noon on the sixth of the month (or drop it off in the Main Clubhouse). If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: GEORGE PARK Please call Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner. From Courtney, the publisher: The Chief of Police for L.A. recently resigned to spend time with his family, saying,"There's more sand at the bottom of my hourglass." That hit me. Most of us are at that age where we've lived more life than we have left. We don't know the amount of sand remaining but one day that last grain will drop. I'm sure many of you are squeezing the most out of each day with hobbies, friends, travel. Is it enough? I don't want to be manic about living, running through my days reading all the books, making all the cupcakes, hugging all the people, laughing at all the jokes. But I do want to show more appreciation for the fact that my hourglass isn't empty. And this month, we get a whole extra day! What are you going to do with it? I'll be reading a funny book while eating cupcakes. And the next time you see me, hit me up for a hug.