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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JULY 2024 | 71 ree hours of stacking logs? I think that even Paul Bunion wouldn't make it without collapsing! (Him and the woodpile!) Laurie W. ey will need a forkli to move all of us logs with pulled out backs aer the first five minutes. e poor "Lumber Jacker" will need a "Lumbar Jacker" for sure. Ruth R. Wow! Great upper body workout for three hours — who needs to go to the gym? Sandra G. With all that wood sitting outside, there's bound to be termites! Nevertheless, I'm game to Stack and Jack. Sounds like it wood be great fun. Gerry P. No way compared to pickleball. is would at best, be considered a 'splinter group.' Victor G. And to celebrate the end of the season we have one helluva bonfire on the 18th green. Bring some marshmallows. Scott J. For joy, for joy! Jumbo Jenga with a good chance of giant splinters. I'd bet that Paul B has some for the record books! Barbara C. I wood love to log in! Sandy B. Just think of all the fun we could have knocking down our opponents stack. Sharon K. your comments: GET THE JOKE! I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ______________________________________ This was the joke: _____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): ____________________ __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ Send your entry to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com or drop it at the Main Clubhouse Last month's joke: Now back to the Get the Joke stuff: To win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box and email it to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com before noon on the sixth of the month (or drop it off in the Main Clubhouse). If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: DIANE SWEENEY Please call Monica in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner. From Courtney, the publisher: I broke out my paints last month and had three people (my husband Tim and grandsons Caleb and Aiden), who presumably love me, paint my portrait. In return, I painted theirs. After revealing their works of art, I started researching plastic surgeons. Here they are. Move over Pickleball! Movin' Logs is the new, hot sport in 55+ communities. For the few of you who haven't heard the rules, we pick two teams and stack logs as quickly as possible … the largest stack (by width, depth, and height) at the end of three hours wins! The twist is the Lumber Jacker — one member of each team runs to their opponents stack and jacks their logs (sometimes from the bottom of the pile, causing it to collapse). It's great fun. We wood love for you to join us Monday through Friday at 5 pm at the driving range behind the Main Clubhouse. ~ Paul Bunion, (909) 797-3647 Movin' Logs Tim's portrait of me. My sister said I look like Ernie & Bert's love child. My portrait of Tim. His head is actually much larger. Caleb's portrait of me. He nailed my hair and eyes. Aiden's portrait of me. I think he may be a secret genius. My portrait of Caleb. He's very tan. My portrait of Aiden. He's plotting something here.

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