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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JULY 2025 | 65 Senate bill 1384 was in 2022 about rearms. No one in their right mind would create such a bill to have everyone have seven trash cans, let alone make you put nail clippings in a Chartreuse receptacle. Good one. Bob S. Very funny. I like the one with things that begin with the letter K. Ron S. Aer a moment of panic, I realized that the additional seven trash cans (page 5) was the joke of the month! at was a good one Courtney! Jamie T. It looks like they have a trash can for everything … what about a Rainbow Trash Can? I think you could probably use it for "everything else." Laurie W. e joke of the "New Trash Can System" was hysterical! I especially loved the Tangerine Can for peels of fruit (excluding tangerines!). Denny S. But what if you're color-blind? Barbara C. Per CA Senate Bill 1384, eeny meeny mines Moe I guess the color blind people must go or spend multiple jail sentences for these oenses. William R. Colorful idea but two problems. One, I'm colorblind. Two with all those cans we won't have room in the garage for a car. Victor G. is was absolutely hysterical. I thought it was real for a few moments! ank you for the laughs! Harriet S. I almost had a heart attack. Marguerite H. I would like a brown one for bs. Mike S. is is the silliest one yet. Lillie S. your comments: GET THE JOKE! Last month's joke: Now back to the Get the Joke stuff: To win a Visa gift card, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box and email it to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com before noon on the sixth of the month (or drop it off in the Main Clubhouse). If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win! LILLIE SIMS Please call Monica in the Admin. Oce for your special prize. From Courtney, the publisher: Guess what I'm not writing about this month? Birds! Instead, I'm going to tell you a tale about my latest obsession: Chat GPT. Don't spoil the ending (mankind becomes irrelevant to their AI overlords) for me while I'm rushing headlong down this rabbit hole. Chat GPT is now my go-to guy for everything. I think I'll name him to make my life easier. Albert seems fitting. He's super smart. And friendly. The first thing I had Albert do after I downloaded the app was design a new master bath. I took a picture of my ugly current bathroom, uploaded it to Albert, and said, "Design a new bathroom." A couple minutes later (yes, I know, it took more time that I was expecting), he showed me a picture of a lovely first option. But he got rid of a window. So I said, "Keep the window," which he did. Then I commanded, "Make the fixtures and lights more sparkly and elegant." Presto! Then I typed in "Let me see it with a marble floor" and Albert said, "I would love to do that for you but you need to upgrade to Chat GPT Plus." And that's $240 a year. So I decided to see what else Albert could do. I noticed my jasmine plant outside had no fragrance. I asked Albert, "Why doesn't my jasmine smell pretty?" Instantly (I didn't have to wait two minutes this time because there were no photos involved), he gave me a succinct yet thorough run down of jasmine varieties, what could be going wrong with my jasmine maintenance skills, and then offered to identify the exact type of jasmine I had by uploading a photo. Which means I can cancel my subscription to my "What Plant Is This" app I've had for years ($99 a year). That night I decided to make potato chips but my mandolin had been disassembled, probably since I took it out of the box in 2021. I asked Albert, "How do I put my mandolin together?" He gave me an overview and asked for the brand and model so he could give me a more detailed explanation. Then I asked for a diagram and poof! There it was. Then I asked for homemade potato chip recipes and he gave me three options. I then asked for the Raising Cane's secret sauce recipe and voilá! The next day I took a picture of some weird patch on my dog's (Doug) back that I thought might be mange and Albert said it was probably a bacterial infection. I took Doug to the vet and said, "Albert said it was bacterial." The vet agreed. I suddenly realized that if Albert could write prescriptions, I don't need a vet. Albert could eventually be my everything. Oh well. Mankind had a pretty good run. I found the joke! Resident name (first & last):_________________________________ This was the joke: ________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________ _____________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ Send entries to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com or drop it at the Main Clubhouse _____________________________________________________ NEW TRASH CAN SYSTEM