| OHCC LIVING | SEPTEMBER 2025 | 17
Please join us for Line Dancing Fun and the Magic of Music.
Level 1 Tuesday 10:30 – 11:30 am Cost $5
Level 2 Monday 12:30 – 2 pm Cost $7
Level 3 Tuesday 12 – 1:30 pm Cost $10
Please visit our superb website:
https://ohccvillagelinedan.wixsite.com/linedancing.
For any and all questions, please call our president Drora Oren
(801) 673-0140
Please do not ask me why I know the following items.
• Never try to baptize a cat.
• Don't let your mom brush your hair when she's angry.
• You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
• Gently placing your fingers on someone's lips and saying Shh,
not another word is super romantic, but cops don't seem to think
so.
• I duck my head down while driving into an underground parking
lot to make my car fit.
• I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the
doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn't work.
• Dating after 40 is like thrift shopping. You're hoping to find
something decent that isn't too damaged or weirdly scented.
• I don't know who needs to hear this. Your eyelashes shouldn't
look like tarantulas are crawling out of your eyes.
• At bedtime, do not take a sleeping pill and a laxative.
• Everyone needs a friend with whom they probably shouldn't be
allowed to sit next to at a serious function.
• Songs one should not play at a funeral, Staying Alive, Another
One Bites the Dust, Hit the Road Jack, Hells Bell, Don't Worry be
Happy, Baby Come Back, Ding-dong the Witch is Dead.
Thought for the day: Sometimes you gotta just sit in the car and let
the song finish. Written by Carole with an E
Line Dancers
