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get the joke Last month's joke was a notice for a new dance group that featured the latest dance craze, "Twerking." If you missed the Video Music Awards and the performance by Miley Cyrus, good for you. I had to wash my eyes out with bleach after watching her shake her fanny and stick out her tongue. Yuck. Give me ballroom dancing any day. As always, keep the great photos coming! The season of parties is upon us and no one parties like Sun Lakers. Take your camera to your club events and send me the pictures - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program. Don't forget photo assignment on page 61. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: Georgia Sobiech Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Our advertisers are the best! Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. your comments: You're kidding… I think our booties are all twerked out - at least mine is. Marie G. (I don't think mine ever worked.) This would probably really be something so see in Sun Lakes. Scary! Pat M. (It's scary anywhere.) I could have done this 20 years ago. Well ladies, let's go! Joyce W. (It would be great as an aerobic exercise.) I think my twerker is broken! Can I get new batteries? Linda A. (You have to get them in bulk at Costco.) Shake your booty? Mine is shook off! Norm G. (Probably for the best.) Was trying to visualize this class, and decided this has to be the joke of the month. Carole C. (Good technique.) It was called the latest dance craze! Imagine if it was! – Jim Z. (That's the sad part, that part wasn't a joke…it IS the latest dance craze!) Imagine, just shaking your booty to become INFAMOUS! I always thought you had to at least kill someone to become infamous. Lois M. (She killed my dreams of dancing.) If I join will that "twerk" off the fat from my booty? Lee C. (There's an upside…) Love the chuckles we get with the jokes. Keep the coming! Joe S. (Sure will Uncle Joe!) Yea! We all so loved that display. We all learned a new word. Steve J. (I'm sensing sarcasm.) Are you pulling my leg about shakin' my booty? I think I'll pass this class. Sandy B. (You got it!) Where do we get our foam finger? Allen and Janice E. (They've been banned.) I could be up for this as long as there was an on-call chiropractor available after class. Scott C. (Good idea.) First time submitters. We hope we win! Ed & Sonja L. (Keep trying!) Keep up the good humor! Nancy S. (We're trying!) Don't want to see me or my neighbors in an outfit like Miley's! Nancy C. (Thank you for some modesty.) I got the joke! Resident name (first & last):_______________________________ Joke:_______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!):______________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ community contest | sun lakes lifestyles | november 2013 | 55