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get the joke Last month's joke was an ad for a "Shoot Your Own" farm… Sure - shooting your own turkey sounds sporting, but cows? Chickens? Zebras? TUNA? I think it clearly gets carried away. As always, keep the great photos coming! The season of parties is upon us and no one parties like Sun Lakers. Take your camera to your club events and send me the pictures - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program. And I love snow photos! Don't forget photo assignment on page 61. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@ yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: Karen Bowles Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Our advertisers are the best! Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. your comments: You forgot to add "Husbands." Jeanne M. (Yikes!) If I depended on my marksmanship to eat, I would starve. Uncle Joe (Good think that isn't the case) I didn't notice anything about my inlaws. Sandra E. (Double Yikes!) I'll use my sling shot and catch a critter on the "Sun Lakes" farm. Stan K. (A bobcat? Bunny? Duck?) People shooting everything that moves. Hmmm! I think I'll pass. Linda A. (Cows are easy - they just stand there) We all should take cover. If any Sun laker is given a gun - we would probably be shot as dinner. Gloria C. (I don't think anyone could be THAT hungry!) Could be fun - depending on the ratio of "turkeys" to "humans." Uh oh. Pat T. (Where does it say humans? I worry about you guys sometimes) Not to be greedy but a good use for my AK47. (I'm not printing any part of your name because I want to protect your "typewriter") "Shoot Your Own" Farm Enjoy a truly fresh turkey this year at the "Shoot Your Own" Farm! We also have pigs, emus, cows, chickens, zebras, and a pond stocked with a variety of fish - from cod to tuna! Shoot a years worth of food for your entire family. Guns available for rental. 909-797-3647 This is fun! We're new residents and thought the "twerking" last month was for real - I was quite surprised! LOL. John N. (Welcome to Sun Lakes!) How do you shoot at fish? Andrea K. (Carefully?) Animal lovers would go nuts if this were for real! Marianne T. (Doesn't take much) Will never forget my mom and aunt chasing down a turkey and killing it. Took me many years to eat a turkey. Poor guy. Jeanette J. (Sounds like a few hours on the couch) We've only been in our home since 10/24. This is the first issue we received since living here although we have been reading on line in New Jersey since closing escrow. Hysterical. JoAnn N. (Thanks! I'm glad someone's reading it online!) I got the joke! Resident name (first & last):_______________________________ Joke:_______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!):______________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ community contest | sun lakes lifestyles | december 2013 | 55

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