Image Up Advertising & Design

54 | sun lakes lIfestyles | aPRIl 2014 | get the joke Last month's joke was an ad for "PAC VAC." It was inspired by a dear friend who was getting a heart valve from a cow - or at least that's what I heard her say. I mocked her, as friends do, and prayed for her health at the same time. She's fine. Here's a shout out to Barb, "Moooooo!" As always, keep the great photos coming! Spring is itching to, well, spring so send me springy photos! And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program. Don't forget photo assignment on page 61. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@ yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: bob allbaugH Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! your comments: Resident name (first & last): ______________________________ Joke: ______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _____________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ I got the joke! CommunIty Contest | sun lakes lIfestyles | aPRIl 2014 | 55 the best! our aDverTiSerS are remember, the production of lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. What a moooving experience that would be. Linda A. (I have a feeling it's going to be pun central here) If I need the operation will Obamacare cover the cost, or should I buy a cow from some farmer? Stephen K. (That would be cheaper and you might get a leather jacket out of it) Let's all hope our healthcare doesn't really come to this. Who thinks of these ads! Patti P. (Fingers crossed) Cute idea. Helene K. (Not for the cow!) If I needed a heart replacement I would prefer one from a monkey, as I love bananas better than grass and wheat. Alyene N. (And I hear you're a real "swinger") Great joke - had a good laugh. It made my day. Gloria C. (That's good for your heart!) We won't have to ask "Wheres the beef?" after this gets going. Gerald I. (I got your beef right here) Sounds like a smart mooove to me! George P. (punny) Holy cow! No more horsing around! I better get a mooove on. Dolph M. (ugh) Udder nonsense.... a mooronic idea! Marvin H. (Thanks!) Didn't know cows had cardiovascular problems. Homer C. (They don't so let's take their hearts!) Too bad about the horse. I'd rather be able to move quickly than give milk. Dick J. (Selling your milk could be a part time job) Utterly moo-velous idea. Stan B. (Thank you dah- ling) Great idea! Looking forward to many years of healthy mooing. Dolly D. (And grazing is good exercise) At least no one blamed our president for the new healthcare plan. Judy K. (Sure - he had nothing to do with it) I'm utterly speechless and moo-ved by this opportunity! Bob A. (Congratulations on winning the dinner!) Sun Lakes Residents

• Cover