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54 | sun lakes lIfestyles | June 2014 | get the joke Last month's joke was an ad title "Do you have your PASSWORD?" (right). The phrase at the end, "Paul is dead," is a reference to a hidden message on the Beatles White Album. The best part of this joke was the phone number. I put in a number for a friend who works at Sun Lakes, and, much to his surprise, many homeowners called it. I want to thank him for being such a good sport and not threatening revenge. As always, keep the great photos coming! And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program. Don't forget photo assignment on page 61. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: Mary ann Walter Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Resident name (first & last): ______________________________ Joke: ______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _____________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ i got the joke! CommunIty Contest | sun lakes lIfestyles | June 2014 | 55 ThE bEST! our advertIsers are remember, the production of lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. You tell me your password and I'll tell you mine. Helen K. (Okay. It's 1234) Keep up the good work. Love the laughs we get. Joe S. (Thanks Uncle Joe!) Paul is not dead! He will be doing a concert in L.A. in August! Barbara M. (Yes he will!) Good grief! This is the weirdest one yet! What an imagination! What are taking Courtney! I don't want any! Good job! Evelyn H. (Are you sure Evelyn?) I went through my box of passwords and darn, didn't find it. Mary Ann A. (Did you try 1234?) Super! Whomever writes these is something else… Great sense of humor. Rea J. (Aw shucks.) Wow! I love collecting passwords! Diane N. (Really? Do you have 1234?)) Remember the old days, no one ever need a password! Dale F. (Unless you were going to a speakeasy.) You should have asked "Paul" if you could use his number! He's alive! He's nice! Stan B. (He likes you too!) You had me for a minute. I was thinking oh no… not another password. Thank you! I love receiving our Lifestyles magazine. Great job! Marilyn J. (Thank you too!) One more system to hack. Paul F. (Do you work for the NSA?) I called, no answer! Jean S. (Call again!) But what if I have to use the bathroom really, really bad? Lyle C. (That's what God made bushes for.) One password for all those venues? Does it have both upper and lower case letters? Gerald I. (And punctuation.) Do you have your PASSwORD? sun laKes aMenities Will sOOn Be clOsed to those without the secret password. Those amenities include: North Clubhouse, South Clubhouse, Main Clubhouse, Restaurant, Lounge, Veranda, Main Pool, North Pool, Billiards Room, Libraries, Championship Golf Course, Executive Golf Course, Main Clubhouse Ballroom. To get your password, call (951) 442-9551 and say, "Paul is dead." your comments:

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