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54 | sun lakes lIfestyles | July 2014 | get the joke Last month's joke was an ad titled "Penny Wise Inc." (right). While it's true that pennies are worth in metal content more than their face value, I don't think they'll ever get to $10. And if they do, I'll kick myself for not picking up every penny I saw. FOURTH OF JULY PHOTOS WANTED! As always, keep the great photos coming! And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events, especially this year's parade and barbecue afterwards - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program. Don't forget photo assignment on page 61. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@ yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: stan Burtis Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Resident name (first & last): ______________________________ Joke: ______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _____________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ I got the joke! CommunIty Contest | sun lakes lIfestyles | July 2014 | 55 ThE bEST! our advertIsers are remember, the production of lifestyles is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. Will Joe buy my Bit coins? Stan B. (Only if you buy his.) I do not want to be stuck with expensive pennies. Thanks, Joe, for taking them off my hands. Jeanette J. (Hey Jeanette, did you hear about the dollar spike coming in 2015?) This doesn't make cents to me, but I'll go along with it. Enclosed is my $100 in pennies. Please send my $200 ASAP. Alyene D. (Hahaha, very punny.) Finally – I'm rich! George J. (Yes… for now…) Saving my pennies along with my confederate dollars. But thanks Joe. Marylou L. (Wow - how old are you?) I'm rich! But bring a wheel barrel when you come for my pennies. Gloria B. Didn't know I had a fortune in a jar. Joe L. (Unfortunately Joe, we only take pennies, not pickles.) $10 - $0.02 = $9.98 profit. Now that's penny wise! Get your Sparkletts Bottle ready Joe! Patti P. (All ready!) We'll wait until they're paying 3 cents each. David & Lisa F. (Don't hold your breath!) I'll search under my sofa cushion for those coppers. Cliff & Neva N. Very cleverly written! Almost went to buy more pennies at the bank. (Joke!) Diana N. (We'll A penny saved is a penny earned; but this may be penny wise & pound foolish, a penny for your thoughts? Gerald I. I'll give you a call – I have thousands and thousands! Diane H. I love Lifestyles. Sally D. (We love you Sally.) your comments: If you would like to advertise in the Sun Lakes Lifestyles Magazine, please contact Stacey Parr at Image Up Advertising & Design at (909) 797- 3647, on her cell phone at (909) 435-5042, or e-mail her at staceyimageup@yahoo.com. yoUR aD HeRe! Penny Wise inc. Because of the recent spike in the cost of copper, pennies are now worth double their face value! The predictions are that the value of a penny will hit $10 each by the end of the 2014. I'd love to take your pennies off your hands now before the price skyrockets. Don't be stuck with expensive pennies! Call me today and I'll buy them for 2¢ each. Joe: 909-797-3647

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