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get the joke Last month's joke was an ad for the Skins Casino, a new local "clothing optional" casino going into the K-Mart building in the Sun Lakes Village shopping center. We had a lot of great responses but the consensus was definitely that everybody should keep their clothes on. As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program. Don't forget photo assignment on page 61. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: hOMer crOteau Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! Resident name (first & last): ______________________________ Joke: ______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _____________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ I got the joke! CommunIty Contest | sun lakes lIfestyles | JanuaRy 2015 | 55 Sounds like a good gamble. Homer C. (Congratulations on winning!) Ohhh, la,la! What happens in Banning, stays in Banning! Jeanie L. (Unless it's caught on video.) What time does it open? Bob H. (Hopefully when it is dark!) At least a person wouldn't have to worry about losing the clothes off their back since they wouldn't be wearing any! Linda S. (Yes but where would you keep your chips?) Clothing optional? Who wants to see goose pimples on top of wrinkles? Mildly offensive? Where would we keep the hand sanitizer for the slots? Patricia S. (You would have to wear a fanny pack). I drove to the K-Mart store naked as a jay bird. Got out ready to gamble. The nice officer was nice enough to explain that I was the brunt of the joke. Fred H. (We will bail you out). How great. I don't have to think about what to wear! Diane H. (See, we are solving important issues!) Not a pretty picture! Deanne S. (More of a nightmare than a dream for you?) your comments: our advertIsers are remember, the production of lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. ThE bEST!