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Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ I found the JOKE! Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for camels - the perfect pet in a drought. We had a few curious calls but no buyers. It seemed a lot of people were concerned about spitting. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@ yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: SALLY DUNN Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | NOVEMBER 2015 | 59 Personalities sound like what you would want in a spouse! ~ Linda A. Good listener and loves jazz. Wow! Can I also ride him to the clubhouse? ~ Lee T. I would love one! I wonder if I should check with my neighbors first? ~ Carol Q. Picking up after a camel might be a heavy load! ~ Barb S. Maybe I could trade in my Shih Tzu Tiger. He drinks way more water! ~ Allen T. This pet is way too big for Sun Lakes. ~ Norma G. We don't think this is covered in the CC&R's. ~ Cliff and Neva N. Yeah! My dream come true. A camel of my own! ~Diane H. Can we have a drought tolerant animal park? ~ Gerald I. Just stay upwind of the spitting! ~ Barbara T. I guess I have a lot in common with camels. ~ Helene K. We would walk a mile to own our own camel. Not! ~ Debbie P. Just because they clean up after themselves I definitely want one! ~ Vivian D. I thought dogs were my only problem. Now this! ~ Rita L. Can one get one rather small to fit in a condo? ~ Helen R. They clean up after themselves? I don't think so! Marianne T. I'd walk a mile for this camel! ~ Marvin H. Good to know that they also spit, good for droughts as well. They also go down on their front legs for easy getting off or falling off. I've ridden one in Egypt. My husband was even offered five camels for me in Turkey. ~ Barbara S. I used to smoke them. Now you would want to board them. ~ Micki S. Camels are gentle? I don't think so. Excellent care takers of smaller pets. You must be dreaming! ~ Margaret C. Good idea once you get over the hump. ~ George R. Is the two hump model more expensive than the one hump? ~ Joan B. I'll take two. ~ Dorothy W. If everyone adopted a camel or two, we could change the name "Sun Lakes" to "Camelot." ~ Alyane N. One hump or two? ~ Marylou L. I guess you would say that was "dry humor." ~ JoAn J. Great magazine for a great place. Enjoy every month! ~ Bettijane E. Nice try! Using the California drought to throw us off. ~ Glenn C. I'd like a two hump camel because they're easier to ride. ~ Gloria B. This is just the laugh Bob and I needed. ~ Renee C. It is a true fun fact that Sun Lakes has its own drought tolerant animals in close proximity a fact of which some new residents were aware. ~ JoAnn N. The camels that spit on us taking us to the Sphinx in Egypt didn't want to be drought tolerant pets. ~ Beverly B. They are drought tolerant but that's about it! ~ Claudia D. It just happens that I am fond of camels and would love a real one. ~ Judy K. Forget the "nice." They bite and are noisy too. ~ Gloria C. I'm interested, but can't decide between one hump or two. ~ Ralph M. Camels are remarkable! Everyone should have one! ~ Karen Daniels. This is just right for the drought and a really funny joke. ~ Elva G. Very cute and funny. But, no thanks. It would be taller than my fence! ~ Lorie W. I would love to have a camel to talk to and have a glass of wine with. ~ Carol K. One more thing prospective "pet parents" should know. Camels are hard to train to "spit" in a bucket instead of at people. ~ Julie S. Can you guarantee one that doesn't spit? I'll take it. ~ Marie G. What a wonderful pet they must be! ~ Jim S. I would have to keep it in the house. ~ Edward K. This HOA welcomes them. ~ Homer C. What a great joke! Love looking for them. Keep up the good work! ~ Roz F. Don't usually spot them so fast. Don't need one, have one over the back fence! ~Bette F. Should be mentioned that much of the water saved is wasted due to their spitting at you. ~ Earl D. Camels actually drink up to 20 gallons at a time. Their hump actually stores fat. ~ Patti P. I can well imagine walking or riding my pet through Sun Lakes. Awesome! ~ Marlana K. Wow! Great! I've got four ordered. My pups will love the baby sitting. ~ Jeanne M. Does Petco sell camel beds? ~ Janine E. All the camels I have seen are mean and they spit at you. Pets? I don't think so! ~ Alice K. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Remember, the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST!

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