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Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ i found the JoKe! get the Joke! Last month's joke was an article from Gerald, the guard at Gate 9. The first tip-off for you should have been that there is no Gate 9. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: ruBy KaylOr Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. | Sun lakeS lifeStyleS | JanuaRy 2016 | 55 I'd invite Gerald into my home for a hot cooked meal. I would tell all my lady friends to stop by Gate 9 to cheer Gerald. Bev K. Darn. Now everyone knows about Gate 9. My favorite gate is the main entrance to Sun Lakes. It is so beautiful with the waterfalls and beautiful flowers. Mary Ann R. Florida can be nice for about 6 to 8 weeks on average. Your timing was bad. Earl D. If I ever meet Mr. Doples, I'll expect him to be dressed to the 9s. Donald B. Guard says he only appears to those who believe! Barbara S. We send all our pain-in-the-ass relatives to Gate 9. Pat C. This guy needs to get a life! George R. Now if I could find Gate 9, I'd go by and say "hello" to Gerald. Diane H. Well written, believable, except for the gate number. Love the opossum! Al K. Gate 9? Will let all my guests know. Don't want Mr. Doples to feel unloved. Eileen Z. Anyhoo, Gerald I'm going to walk my white dog over to Gate 9 and say hello! Patricia S. He needs our neighbor-to-neighbor care. Doris H. Drove for hours looking for Gate 9!?! Carol D. Cute article. Gloria C. You have such a wonderful sense of humor. We love the jokes. Danet H. I'd love to meet - just call me (for a cup of tea)! Helene K. Funny one! You had me thinking "where is Gate 9?" when I first noticed the article. Then I read it and chuckled. Emily P. This guy really enjoys his job. Too bad he's not for real! Marianne T. I love "get the joke." Keeps my mind very active. Mary G. Gerald, have you considered requesting a transfer? Joan B. I'll bet the guys on Gates 7 & 8 feel the same way. Gerald I. Awww - so sad. We'll be there. Put a light in the window. Janice & Alvin E. If we win the dinner, we'll invite Gerald to join us. He must be very much in need of human contact. Victor G. your comments: our advertIsers are remember, the production of lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due entirely to the generous support of our advertisers. please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. ThE bEST!