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Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ I found the JOKE! Get the Joke! Last month's joke was a short article introducing the new lawn chairs to the dining room. A few people were horrified but most got the joke. There are new chairs coming, but they won't be the folding variety. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: SHIRLEY BARSH Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | MARCH 2016 | 55 All of you that think up the jokes, ads and articles for our pleasure are brilliant! Thanks, we look for them with a smile. Shirley B. Keep up the good work! Klaus T. It's fun looking for the jokes. Joanne B. This is funny. We're not on a picnic. Jerry B. Please no patio chairs for our dining room. Love it just the way it is. Make no changes. Adeline D. No sure about the green color but they do look lighter. John F. They will be much easier to maneuver. Can't wait. Marguerite P. So practical! What took you so long to install this delightful furniture? Janice and Alvin E. Hey if the service is slow, just lounge it out! Debbie P. Hopefully no one will think they are lawn chairs and take them home! Dottie J. And a webinar will be presented to determine the appropriate color and design. Jeanne V. The new chairs do not look comfortable. Jon R. Maybe be easier to move, but not nearly as comfortable. Betty F. New chairs in the dining room. Great idea, now I'll be able to touch the floor. Helen R. Thank you now we can wear our swimsuits and towels in the dining room. Mary Ann C. We love the challenge and of course the chance of winning the gift card. Debbie M. Love to have those in my dining room. Vivian D. They look so comfortable! Ha ha. Helen C. Lucky us! Collapsible too! Stan K. I have a few extras I can donate. Jeanne M. About time! Glad to hear of the upgrade. Homer C. When I saw the new chairs I said, "Oh no. How sad for our dining room." Bernie R. Dining room chairs are difficult, but come on! Love your variety of joke subjects. Fertile mind! Evelyn H. Great idea. Low cost replacement and easy cleaning with a hose! Michael and Gail K. Are umbrellas and island drinks included? Barbara T. I never dreamed I'd have access to such elegance. Gerald I. What an improvement! Thank heavens for little favors. Jim S. They fold and are lightweight. But who the heck could get out of them? Just fold me up! Pat R. Well if you need two more, just holler. Helene K. Love the design of the new chairs. The color is lovely. Julie S. Can we take those home? Ha ha! Joe S. An umbrella would be a nice addition. Bob K. Would never work. Some residents would cart them off. William E. Everyone will find this one! Harv S. You thought you had complaints before… Phyllis W. Can I bring my beach towel? Sandra B. Finally! We wont need a forklift to move the chairs! Elaine A. Will they be covered in white for dinner? Betty B. Wow! Folding chairs will be light and easy to move! Corky E. These chairs will be easy to move. Just fold and take to your table! Jeanette R. How about a sliding roof on dining room for romantic moon filled dinner dates. Arthur H. Lawn chairs leave such a nice pattern on you. We will all be "sitting pretty." Linda A. What happens when the chairs collapse with the weight of the diners? Ruth A. You have to know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em. Victor G. All the comforts of home, now in our dining room. Marylou L. My husband knows how to replace the webbing so Sun Lakes would save money. Then we could buy more slices of pie. Patricia S. So. Classy. I think I will change mine at home. Ruth S. Hopefully now we will be able to wear our tank tops, flip flops, and short shorts to dinner! Suzanne R. We need chairs that recline! Only problem, no one would leave! Dennis P. Will there be a weight limit on the chairs? Evan M. Be careful what you complain about. Jim K. Beach chairs usually come with sand. Now we can save money on carpet cleaning. Shoes optional. Florence D. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Remember, the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST!