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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JULY 2016 | 57 I found the JOKE! Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for spike strips. I know there's a few people who watch drivers speed by and would love a way to slow them down! If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: NANCY ROBBINS Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Fun for the whole family, kids make sure to step in between the spikes not on them. ~ Nancy R. Please only send Police K-9 if it comes with a personal pooper-scooper. Otherwise, Ill just take the spikes! ~ Dawn B. I was so tempted I called your ads number, didn't get a return call. ~ Nadine W. This would be cheaper than our radar machine! ~ Susan C. Would love to have the K-9! ~ Joanne B. Certainly beats the expensive speed-o-meter we all bought! ~ Barbara T. I would love to have a police dog. ~ Judy K. 'Bout time someone though of this. But not on my street. ~ Carol M. Welcome to my team! ~ Marylou L. The only thing I want spiked is my coffee. ~ Ralph M. Would love to be among first 20 callers. Need a police K-9. ~ Nancy C. What a deal! ~ Sharon B. Don't really need a spike strip - we have those little white dot speed bumps. They work great: Not! ~ Nick P. Yes I want my own K-9! I'll call immediately. ~ Larry B. A much better solution than photo radar. ~ Victor G. Your imagination is "out of rama." ~ Geraldine C. Spike strip to stop speeders, plus a dog to protect you from them? What a deal! ~ Linda A. Going to rush out now to buy one. That would discourage "short cuts" down our street. I know a few German commands for the police dog. (tannenbaurm and sauerkraut) ~ Patricia S. Don't back up on my street. ~ Jim K. Better to have my street spiked than my drink! And I'd rather have a K-9 than a feline any day. ~ Barbara S. I like your sharp ideas. ~ JoAn J. I was one of the first 20 callers, can't wait to get my free k-9 certified police dog. He looks beautiful. ~ Jeanne M. Whatever it takes to slow down those golf carts. ~ Pat C. Sign me up. I especially want the police K-9 to chase the ones down that don't slow down. ~ Betty F. Sally should be very busy answering all the customer requests. ~ Jim S. I could use a new dog. Certified police K-9? What a deal! ~ Jerry B. The perfect compliment for our radar camera. ~ Gerald I. Excellent joke. Too bad it's not authentic. ~ Helene K. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Remember, the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________

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