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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | AUGUST 2016 | 57 I found the JOKE! Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for spike strips. I know there's a few people who watch drivers speed by and would love a way to slow them down! If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: GEORGE JOHSZ Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Sign me up. I have been looking for a plane like this all my life. ~ George J. No more body parts going south. Stretch out the golden years, better than those "stretch marks." ~ Jeanne M. Count me in, sounds wonderful. ~ Jim S. Look forward to "Lifestyles" magazine and all its information. I love Sun Lakes Country Club. ~ Thelma T. I'm going to stay in Sun Lakes. ~ Andrea K. Sounds like someone's been in the moonshine. ~ Gerald I. Beam me up! ~ Susan C. Will mooning be allowed? ~ George R. I appreciate the gravity of the situation. ~ Victoria G. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for senior citizens! ~ Barbara T. Count me in and send me up. The "maid services" sold me. ~ Nadine W. Might be nice for a vacation, but wouldn't want to leave Sun Lakes. ~ Felicia J. I enjoy looking for the joke. Keep up the good work. ~ Anne F. May the "gravitational force" be with you. ~ Patricia S. Sign me up. I have been fighting gravity for years! ~ Pam B. Actually this sounds like a great idea! ~ Nita C. Sounds perfect! ~ Joy B. Was ready to sign up and head out when I saw the part about "maid service" and all the food. ~ Bruce B. Should be "out of this world!" ~ Mary Ann M. Sign me up. I'm getting older by the day. ~ Betty F. Some people tell me I'm very luny! ~ Linda S. Hop scotch would be my game of choice. ~ Barbara S. I'm ready, how long will this trip take? ~ George E. My luggage is packed. Awaiting seat reservations. Up we go! ~ Florence D. This sounds out of this world! ~ Linda A. Please book my reservation for Lunar Land ASAP. I can hardly wait to join the rock collecting club. ~ Bev K. I think golf is out of the question. Pickleball will work great. ~ Gloria C. Lunar Land is a rip off. All you get for breakfast, lunch and dinner is green cheese! ~ Ralph M. Is airfare included? Love your jokes! ~ Linda V. Do they offer a senior discount? ~ Janice E. I have made my reservations for the first flight. ~ Dale B. It sounds good to me. ~ Roselyn F. Sounds "far out" to me. ~ George P. Hope it reverses aging so I can enjoy the golden years before they become black years. ~ Norma HG. Wishful thinking. However it's another humorous joke, keep 'em coming. ~ Helene K. I am interested in the rock collecting club and the maid service. ~ Shirley H. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Remember, the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________