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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JANUARY 2017 | 59 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was a notice in the Fun & Games section for Ding Dong Ditch, a timeless game that young and young at heart can enjoy! While we're at it, let's bring back Kick the Can and whatever that thing people did with Maypoles. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: DIANE SWEENEY Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. You better not ding and dash — if you do you will not be laughing when your dong is gone. ~ Marie G. I was ding dong dash champion in my youth! I hope I still have the speed and agility to jump over bushes! ~ Pane B. I sounds like a "no brainer!" Sorry, I like brainy games like mah jongg! ~ Helene K. Count me in! ~ Sandra B. Played this game as a boy in Detroit. We always left something on the porch for the owner to worry about! ~ George R. Sounds like fun — bring your own TP. ~ Leanna Fitzpatrick If the weather is bad we can stay inside and make prank calls! ~ John Ferguson Love it. I used to do this as a kid! Good thing I got a new pair of tennis shoes recently… See you Wednesday at 7 pm. Looking forward to it! ~ Sharon R. I think I would get my "bell rung" by a flying flower pot. I would rather get involved in the horseshoe catch competition. ~ Desmond D. Ding dong! I'm having a blast on Wednesday! Oh! I've got to remember to wear black clothes and oh yes! Tennis shoes! ~ Betty B. Sounds like great fun and excitement! ~ Jim S. Great! No dues, no competition, no equipment, no stress, or no volunteering for elected office - just good running shoes. Beware of the bush you hide in. ~ Nadine W. Try not to get shot by someone who does not like his dong dinged. ~ Joanne B. Sounds like a good way to get a seat full of buck- shot! ~ Gerald I. And if the weather is bad. We can stay in and make prank phone calls. ~ John F. Great idea! Another no cost exercise to stay trim! ~ Phyllis D. I sure hope this is the joke, however there are some who would enjoy this. ~ Betty F. Ding Dong Darn! Nabbed again! I just can't run the way I used to! ~ Barbara S. I dashed for the dong and all I got was dinged! ~ Geri C. The Ding Dong would be easy, but the dash might be tough. ~ Doris H. I've been playing this game for years. ~ George E. Sounds like a good game for grandkids 12 and under. ~ Cuoydine T. Don't fall in a cactus! ~ Andrea K. Rings my bell! Count me in. ~ Ralph M. Too much exercise. ~ Homer C. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Remember, the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST!