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get the joke Last month's joke was an article for a new group called High Score Golf. I'm really hoping that this trend catches on because I would RULE. I would also be VERY good at Low Score Bowling, another excellent sporting idea for folks like me, who are mainly in it for the fellowship and beer. As always, keep the great photos coming! Fall is so pretty in Sun Lakes and I love to get photos of the changing colors. Please send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them FIRST whenever you need their service or product. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: Norma Varner Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you fi nd it, fi ll out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the fi rst correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! your comments: Finally, my kind of golf tournament! Dottie B. (Right?!?!) Is there a fl ashlight concession on the back nine? Linda A. (That would be an excellent fund raising idea!) Those 15 hour rounds will wipe us out. We'll need more than water and snacks to keep us going. Bob & Rita H. (You could put cots out for napping.) Finally a sport I can excel in! Jean P. (Me too!) I would think some might need a pillow to take a nap after that long round of golf! Helen R. (That would go perfectly with the cots on each hole.) When I played golf, I always said my handicap was me. But high score golf out classes me. Helen M. (From now on, I'm going to say my handicap is you too!) High score golf was good but too easy for I play each Sunday morning at 7 am, we call it Bloody Mary Morning. Don R. (Sounds like fun!) This is so us! Stan U. (Sun Lakes is certainly unique, that's for sure.) This is the game for me. But maybe we should bring dinner also. After 15 hours of golf, we'll be too tired to fi x our own. Jenny P. (Maybe there could be buffet tables next to the cots.) I got the joke! Resident name (fi rst & last): _________________________________________ Joke: _________________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): ________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ community contest | september 2012 | 55 What a great game! I'll be they are very popular with other golfers on the course too. Gerald I. (I think many are already playing it.) Do they use golf clubs or croquet mallets? Beverly N. (I would probably do better with a mallet!) Now here's something I think I could really be good at! Janice & Alvin E. (Yep!) This sounds like my kind of game! Sign me up! Diane H. (You're on the list!) We were going to join. Thought we might have a chance to win. Gary & Darlene H. (You'll have some stiff competition.) Sounds like a hole lot of fun! Jim S. (Groan!) Reminds me of a league I used to belong to. Each foursome was allowed no more than one hour per hole and anyone whose ball went into the cup was immediately disqualifi ed. The best part was that clubs were optional so you didn't have to spend money on equipment or lug a heavy bag around. Oh, for the good old days… Ralph M. (You are offi cially my favorite person.)