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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | MAY 2017 | 63 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was a club that has residents perform surgery on Sun Lakes volunteers. Dangerous? Yes. Inexpensive? Definitely. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: DORIS HARRISON Please see Kelly in the Administration Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Doctors "practice" medicine. Why not Sun Lakers? Victor G. Yes! I wanted to be a doctor when I was a Child. I am glad it is not too late! Barbara M. At last, peace of mind going into surgery. This program is on the cutting edge of healthcare. Gerald I. Who will study and prepare for brain surgeries needed by some friends and neighbors in Sun Lakes? Ruth A. At last the answer for folks not wanting to go to the doctor. Can now stay home! Nancy C. Where do I sign up for the training? I'll even do your medicare billing for you. Dee F. Always wanted to play doctor - "First, do no harm" . I even have my own Merck Manual. Carol M. I say we schedule a class entitled "Grumpectomy." We sure have lots of old cranky people that could benefit from this procedure! Lyn B. Oh sh--! Whoa - do you do hemorrhoid surgery! Ha ha ha, best Lifestyles article yet! I've heard of bad surgeries here - but you guys take the prize! Betty B. Just what we need - another club! Dorris H. Clever use of the characters from "Scandal." Janene K. I'll bet you can get an appointment right away - with a surgeon in training! Debbie P. I was pretty good at playing "Operation" as a kid, so I know I could ace this training!!! Linda S. Sign me up! I always wanted to be a plastic surgeon - I love to make incisions! Diane H. I'd like to volunteer my spouse for a brain procedure. He needs this done by early May. He has Medicare. Judy K. So Mellie Grant, whoever she is, is very brave to be the guinea pig for letting them operate on her - crazy joke of the month. Elva G. Don't think I would be first in line for this, I'll trust my doctor first. Jerry B. Who needs Medicare??? Jim S. OMG, this is creepy, next you will have self embalming! Geraldine C. 4,000 doctors in Sun Lakes, free office calls! Bill V. There are several people I would like to operate on. Steve K. I know a few folks that should get their heads examined! John F. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Remember, the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST!