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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JUNE 2017 | 63 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for Wife Classes to become the Best Wife. Talk about a recipe for disaster! If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: SHARON KEALY Please see Kelly in the Administration Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. After 66 years of marriage – who cares! – Burt F. Who's the instructor; June Cleaver? – Barbara T. Couldn't get my wife in the class – all the classes were full but I am on the waiting list…#7,329 on the list. – Bruce B. I could never win this diploma! – Mary N. I didn't get the "Best Wife" diploma. That's probably why we're divorced! – Linda S. Are there classes on how to avoid getting poisoned when she gets fed up with you? – Desmons D. How about a "Best Girlfriend" diploma? –Helena K. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! – Mary D. Are you kidding? I could teach the class! "The Good Wife." – Janice E. This better be a joke or there is a "sicko" out there. – Nancy R. My wife already does this, lucky me. – George J. Truly the impossible dream, see a class full coming. – Marylou L. Long overdue! – Shirley H. My husband just turned over in his grave! I on the other hand think it really describes me to a 'T'. – Jeanne M. Yeah right! – Mel O. Oh the guys are so lucky to finally get a "Best Wife." – Ruth S. Give your wife this gift and she may no longer be your wife. –Nancy C. The good old days were NEVER that good! (The people running the classes are certifiably crazy!) – Bess H. You wish! – Fran K. Have you ever seen a Service Attorney out of work? – Bill V. He better have a drink & dinner waiting for me! – Sandy B. Keep it up. Haven't won yet! – Judy K. What a great program! – Jim S. Understanding why there are now so many widows! Just saying! – Victor G. Maybe classes in the auditorium. No–not big enough. – Earl D. Sure…this gift would last a lifetime…but his would be very short! – Janene K. Give, give, give, when am I going to get some. – Vivian D. This class would be great, but my wife refuses to attend. – Gerald Classes will be on the planet Mars. –Nikki your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Remember, the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST!