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get the joke Last month's joke was an ad for "Bunker Builders" (left). I received at least a half dozen calls from people who were either testing me to see if I would crack or trying to get me to sign up to take credit cards. And there were one or two who were really interested in getting a bunker. Glad I could fool some of the people some of the time. As always, keep the great photos coming! Fall is so pretty in Sun Lakes and I love to get photos of the changing colors. Please send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them FIRST whenever you need their service or product. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: Sweeney Diane Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! your comments: Sounds as comfortable as my home! Jim S. (Sounds like you need to redecorate. Or move!) The Mayan calendar has never been wrong! Marylou L. (Yikes!) Do I need approval from the architectural people? Dottie J. (Probably…) Do you think the board would approve one on the golf course? Joyce M. (That would be one big hazard!) What? No cable, no TV? We need upgrades! We could rent to the third person. Is chocolate included in the deal? Barbara S. (You're high maintenance! But I totally agree with you… especially on the chocolate.) For the classified section: "Rental: Bunker, fits three people, toilet paper included. Must be 55+. Call for reservation." Carl C. (You're quite the entrepreneur!) Does the bunker come with a jacuzzi? May I request a unit with an ocean view? Please? Danny M. (Sure - but it's considered an extra.) Oh good. I want to be prepared. With the CC&Rs, could I put it in the front or the backyard, which is on the golf course? Helen M. (Front! That would add to the curb appeal.) Good investment in case the world doesn't end. The bunker can be a second home! Ruth K. (Casita!) Do they make mother-in-law bunkers? Linda S. (Why? Do you want to move into one. Bam!) I got the joke! Resident name (first & last): _________________________________________ Joke: _________________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): ________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ community contest | october 2012 | 55 Prepare for December 21, 2012. The Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world. You can survive it in your own, private bunker. Fits three people comfortably, 2 years of food and water, and has a functioning toilet system! Call for a FREE quote today! Ask for Vinnie: 909-213-1428 If we could fit one more in, we could have a bridge game. Lois R. (Sounds like fun!) Don't need to worry about running out of food. We would kill each other after the first week. Gloria C. (True that.) What a lot of bunk! Marvin H. (You always make me smile!) I want one! If the world doesn't end, I will use it as a guest room. Barbara M. (That's one way to get rid of unwanted guests.) Well I'm going to round up some guys and enjoy the rest of my life in a bunker! Helen K. (You would.) Outrageous! You have exactly copied my patented design, right down to the luxurious door mat. You will be hearing from my attorney (hopefully before Dec. 21) Ralph M. (Hahahahaha! Love the door mat!) Bunker Builders Since 1972

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