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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | SEPTEMBER 2017 | 63 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was a new club dedicated to snail racing. I have a bunch of snails in my garden and the more they eat my flowers, the more I crave escargot. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 76. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: GEORGE PARK Please see Kelly in the Administration Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Look at that "S"-car go!. ~ George P. I wish my snail lots of luck! Whoever it may be. ~ Lois R. I hope my guy wins. Hate to see him on my plate. ~ John F. My snail can beat your snails! I have to buy new running shoes for my snails, we got this one. ~ Jeanne M. Can I bring more than one? I have a lot, and they are fast! Can't catch them to save them to save my soul. ~ Linda S. I can run this race and win with my athletic snails. ~ Shirley H. I'll bring the salt! ~ Janene K. If your snail loses, it's doomed for escargot! ~ Roberta F. I'll be happy to have my snails enter the race, especially for the caviar and chocolate cake. ~ Helane K. I may have killed some great racers. ~ Dottie J. I have had a lot of fast snails in my yard. Hard to catch, but worth the challenge. ~ Rod D. I wanted to participate, but my snail got away before I could catch it. ~ Phil J. Shoot, I wish I'd known sooner. I grilled up all our escargot for dinner last night! ~ Nathaniel B. If I dressed up like a snail, MAYBE I could win that race. ~ JoAn J. I'm getting close to 90, not sure I could beat a snail, but sign me up! ~ Ralph M. Don't know about races, but they are good with butter and garlic. ~ John L. I was training my snail, a win looked good, I lost my balance and "smush" he's gone! ~ Andrea K. Make escargot out of the losers. ~ Joe C. Unfortunately I ate the snails I trained. ~ Dale W. Watch the "S" cargo! ~ Bob K. What about slugs? Are they the same?. ~ Carol B. I have several snails I'd love to race. ~ Jean B. I put my money on the cute snail in Lane #5 ~ Debbbie P. Thomas would do a great job preparing escargot for the restaurant. ~ Sharon K. Oh, good! Another club! There's something for everybody in Sun Lakes! ~ Linda V. Where do we get the little racing cars for them? ~ Gerald I. What?! First we race them, then we eat them? How ungrateful! ~ Joyce C. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST!

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