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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | DECEMBER 2017 | 65 Get the Joke! Last month's joke an article for a group called Big Ball Tennis. I think using bigger balls would make most games easier. Except for basketball. And golf. And croquet. And billiards… If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment toward the back of this issue. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo. com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: TONY MALLOTTO Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Santa might be fun, but I don't know where I'd put all his reindeer. Tony Mallotto Why would I pay for this when all I need to do is get my Uncle Larry drunk and he will do it all for free? Desmond D. Will he do windows and wash dishes? Pam G. Sounds more like 'Scary Santa'. Margaret W. I'd like to sing "Santa's Coming to Town" with you! Jim L. Sorry, we already have a fun Santa! Bob A. Fun Santa would be a kick at a party! Jean B. Will he perform a jolly belly dance for us also? Leonard M. Liked the ad so much we are inviting him to our district holiday party. Tim H. I wouldn't like him to do any of the mentioned tasks. Danica S. A fun guy! He really sleighs me! Ralph M. Wow! That's my kind of Santa. Dottie J. I don't want someone else opening my presents. Rogene H. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Having a Christmas Party? Hire FUN SANTA! Jerry the Fun Santa will: • Act like family • Make party favors out of empty bottles • Cut/style hair • Dance/DJ • Eat hors d'oeuvres • Sort & open your presents • Make a list of groceries you need - Check it twice • Spend the night • Water your plants • Balloon animals (snakes) Call to book Jerry the Fun Santa today! (909) 797-3647 He will drink all that fattening eggnog for you! Debbie P. If he does all that, he can at least clean our house and do the washing. Jerry B. Needs to decorate the tree and bake cookies! Sandra B. Last month's joke