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get the joke Last month's joke was an ad for "Voodoo Doll Emporium," (left). No one called to ask for a voodoo doll. I guess no one in Sun Lakes has any enemies. As always, keep the great photos coming! I received a TON of pictures showing the water dropping helicopters sucking up water from our lakes. Thank you! My favorite was the little boy watching through the fence getting blown by the wind from the helicopters. What a great shot! Thanks Betty Jo! Please send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Remember, the production of Lifestyles is due ENTIRELY to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them FIRST whenever you need their service or product. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: Marvin Haas Please see Debbie Sorrows for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Somewhere in this issue of "Lifestyles Magazine" is an ad, an article, or something else that is completely made up, somewhat amusing, mildly offensive or just plain hilarious, depending on your sense of humor. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner! your comments: I'm on pins and needles… Marvin Haas (Congratulations to the punniest person I know!) I can think of some political candidates to use them on. Can I get a discount on a gross? Janet S. (Good idea!) Ouch! Someone answered your ad! LuElla J. (Hahahaha. I get it.) If you have no enemies, these make good pin cushions! Ruth K. (True, true.) Ouch! Ouch! How many have you sold! Stan B. (I was wondering why everyone said, "I need to get one for Stan.") I would really like to buy one! Beth B. (You can probably make one if you are a witch doctor.) I'll take five. I hope they come with big pins. Diane H. (I'm glad I'm not on your bad side!) It's the only article in today's Lifestyles that sounded like a joke. Lillian F. (It was - although it's not a bad idea at times.) Who do voodoo to you do i do? Boo! Just joking. Norma G. (Drinking and writing comments don't mix!) I voodoo! Do you? Too bad I'm limited to five. Jean P. (I can make an exception if you plead your case.) I got the joke! Resident name (first & last): _________________________________________ Joke: _________________________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): ________________________ _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________ community contest | november 2012 | 55 Voodoo Doll Emporium Do you have an ex? Want to cast your vote in the upcoming election? Relatives got you down? We can help! Plus… Voodoo Dolls make great birthday, Christmas and Valentine's Day gifts! Discounts on five or more: 909-797-3647 Who do Voo Doo? We do Voo Doo… do you? Janice & Alvin E. (Again, write the comments before cocktail hour.) Cheaper by the dozen? Very clever! Carol M. (Thanks!) Pick me this month or I'm getting one! Terre H. (YIKES!) Great idea. We could solve the world's problems just by sticking a doll. Who knew! Helen M. (If only!) I know a few people I could use one on… just kidding. Sue R. (I'm not!) I can hardly wait to get my own. Jim S. (Should I warn people?) This can't be real. If so, I need to buy a few. Ha ha. This is so much fun to find! Sandy B. (Thanks - that makes it worth breaking my brain to come up with a new one every month!) Gave my wife one. Haven't been able to sit down yet. Gerald I. (Hmmm… that gives me an idea.) I need a voodoo doll for my mother-in-law. George J. (And on the mother-in-law joke, we wish you a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!)