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12 FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | JANUARY 2018 Get the Joke Entry Form Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ The Joke This Month: _____________________________________________________________________ Comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ____________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ GET THE JOKE! We had a lot of entrants for our new contest in the Breeze. Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over-the-top ridiculous or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, simply cut out and complete the box below and return to the Lodge Front Desk before the 9th of the month. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card to Smitty's. Happy hunting! YOUR COMMENTS DECEMBER'S WINNER: Donna Lewis Go to the Lodge to collect your gift card! DECEMBER'S JOKE Can I join the Dog Poop Committee? Once the Cat Poop Committee is formed please have them stop at 1554 Big Horn daily at 3 pm to clean Carmela and Bieber's poop box as I will be busy picking up dog poop. Donna L. Very funny committee idea. Looking forward to the jokes you come up with in future Breeze publications. Thanks for all you do to inform and entertain us. Shelly M. Sign me up for the night shift! Nicki M. So good I almost believed it. Daphne M. Cute idea. Ema H. Who thinks of these things? Linda E. This was the funniest thing I have read in the Breeze so far. Gail H. Hilarious! The Breeze is top notch! Carole J. There are quite a few homeowners with dogs and, as we see everyday, they love their walks; both the dogs and their owners. We also know what a pain it is to clean up after your dog when it leaves a deposit in someone's yard. So we have formed a committee who's job it is to patrol the streets and front yards of Four Seasons. We're looking for members who: • Enjoy the outdoors • Have a small spade/shovel • Like dogs • Have good eye-sight • Don't mind weird smells • Own walking shoes • Have bags • Enjoy wearing latex gloves So if this sounds like you, please join us every morning, rain or shine. We meet at the Lodge Parking lot at 6 am and will patrol until 11:30 am when we take a lunch break at Smitty's. We resume at 12:15 pm and will patrol until it is dark. At that time, flashlights will be distributed. If you have a hat with a light, that is also very helpful. We finish our patrol at 12 midnight. Be sure to dress for the weather and bring umbrellas when necessary. Cat poop will not be picked up. There is a separate Cat Poop Committee that is being formed for that purpose. Dog Poop Committee