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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JANUARY 2018 | 63 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was for a new dog poop committee in Sun Lakes. It sounds like we had a few people interested… as long as it didn't cut into nap time or cocktail hour. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment toward the back of this issue. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo. com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: BILL VARNER Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Last month's joke Dogs unite! Why be embarrassed in public? I sell doggie corks, just 99¢! ~ Ralph M. Would like to be on this committee to help keep Sun Lakes clean, but I have to have my two hour nap. ~ Bob N. Why not save it up, load it into a catapult and fire it at speeders and stop sign runners. ~ Desmond D. That was a doggone good joke. Had me howling! ~ Mary Ann R. Spade and shovel? A dump truck is more like it! ~ Robin W. Newly formed "Pooper Scoopers" should offer DNA scans! ~ Barbara S. Poop-poop-a-doo-doo! ~ Geri C. Sounds like you have this one "in the bag!" ~ Jeanne V. If I don't have a bag of my own, will it cost me 10¢ for every bag I use? ~ Marguerite L. I can follow in a 1-ton pickup truck! ~ Bob A. Cannot think of anything better to do, looking for dog poop at night. ~ Ethel W. Glow in the dark pooper scoopers would be a nice touch. ~ Debbie M. …and a clothespin for your nose. Oh, and galoshes for those poops you step in! ~ Linda S. Can't wait to see their display on Activities Day! ~Barbara C Hours cut into my golf and cocktail time… can't do! ~ Jean B. Be careful and bring an extra pair of shoes. ~ George R. Sounds like a crappy job to me! ~ Dennis W. Yuck! ~ Joy B. Be pooper scooper of the month and get a prize… a new scooper! ~ Andrea K There are quite a few homeowners with dogs and, as we see everyday, they love their walks; both the dogs and their owners. We also know what a pain it is to clean up after your dog when it leaves a deposit in someone's yard. So we have formed a committee who's job it is to patrol the streets and front yards of Four Seasons. We're looking for members who: • Enjoy the outdoors • Have a small spade/shovel • Like dogs • Have good eye-sight • Don't mind weird smells • Own walking shoes • Have bags • Enjoy wearing latex gloves So if this sounds like you, please join us every morning, rain or shine. We meet at the Lodge Parking lot at 6 am and will patrol until 11:30 am when we take a lunch break at Smitty's. We resume at 12:15 pm and will patrol until it is dark. At that time, flashlights will be distributed. If you have a hat with a light, that is also very helpful. We finish our patrol at 12 midnight. Be sure to dress for the weather and bring umbrellas when necessary. Cat poop will not be picked up. There is a separate Cat Poop Committee that is being formed for that purpose. Dog Poop Committee

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