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10 FOUR SEASONS BREEZE | FEBRUARY 2018 Get the Joke Entry Form Resident name (first & last): _________________________________ Phone __________________________ The Joke This Month: _____________________________________________________________________ Comments (about the joke, the Breeze, or whatever's on your mind!): ____________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________ GET THE JOKE! We had a lot of entrants for our new contest in the Breeze. Get The Joke is a simple contest… somewhere in this issue is a "joke" ad, article or other notice. You'll know it when you see it — it will be silly, over-the-top ridiculous or just plain goofy — and hopefully it will bring a smile to your face. When you find it, simply cut out and complete the box below and return to the Lodge Front Desk before the 9th of the month. One correct entry will be chosen at random to win a $20 gift card to Smitty's. Happy hunting! YOUR COMMENTS JANUARY'S WINNER: Tina Soeten Go to the Lodge to collect your gift card! LAST MONTH'S JOKE How big is the apple? ~ Jane A. What a way to lose weight and save money! ~ Vicki M. I saw the ad and laughed out loud. Still laughing. ~ Sonya T. If it were that easy, we would all be thin. ~ Helen H. At least with an apple a day it will keep the doctor away. ~ Daphne M. Finally a sure shootin' way to accomplish weight loss - no questions asked! (Cause tape is across your mouth!) ~ Sally W. The best idea for weight loss! ~ Joyce B. Lose weight the easy way! With our service, we come to you every morning, supervise one meal (an apple) and then tape your mouth shut! For the rest of the day, you will enjoy knowing you are not gaining any weight. Our Experts will return in the evening and give you a glass of water. You will sleep like a baby knowing weight loss is headed your way! But don't listen to us - hear what our satisfied clients say! "Frmmm mrrrr grammm." ~ Al, 32 "Mrrr ar rmmm umr mrr." ~Jill, 48 Call today! Sacha (909) 797-3647 Free Apple With This Ad