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22 | Four Seasons Hemet Herald | FEBRUARY 2018 | TGIF It's time for fun! Please meet our TGIF leaders: Dan and Char Kopp, Marilyn and Jerry Fields, Irene Chapman and Sandy Iannotti. Let's dance after our dinner while watching the famous Fleetwood Mac Band perform in front of a live audience in Burbank and including the USC Trojan Marching Band at the February TGIF Fri., Feb. 2 at 5 pm. Join us with your neighbors for great food, chat and dance to the music together. Bring a dish to share with eight to 10 people, your own utensils and beverage of choice. We will provide water for instant coffee and tea and ice. There will be a wine raffle with two tickets for $1. There will be lots of songs to dance to — so don't be shy. Lot's of fun! Hope to see you there. Karaoke Hi everybody, and welcome to the karaoke corner. Karaoke in Febuary will be on Sun., Feb. 11 at 2 pm after brunch. I know I know, you're all saying, look Ethyl, he spelled Febuary wrong. But have you ever heard someone actually say, I was born in Feb-BRU-ary, or, I got married in Feb-BRU-ary? No, everyone says Feb-U-ary, I think it's time we change the spelling and or the meaning of some words in the English language, just like my last visit to my doctor, Dr. Fharharseboogan. He walked into the exam room and said "what's ailing ya Beel?" I said "I think I have a problem with asteroids," he asked, "you have what?" I said "I think there's been a huge mistake with the two words, asteroids and hemeroids and they need to be switched." He asked, "why?" I said, "Well, because it seems to me, hemeroids should be the rocks and stuff floating around out in the HEMISPHERE, and asteroids should be the things on your..." "You're right," he exclaimed. "That makes perfect sense." He jumped up and said, "drop your trousers and I'll be right back." Finally, I thought, he must be going out to call the people at Websters, or maybe the medical board. I sure hope I get the credit for this. After about five minutes he came back into the exam room carrying a three foot long, one foot diameter telescope. I asked, "What's that for?" He said, "I'm going to gaze at your asteroids." I pointed at the ceiling and said, "What's that?" When he turned to look at the ceiling, I slid off the exam table and hopped to the door, my pants were around my ankles. Once in the hallway I stopped to pull up my pants but then the door opened, he shouted, "Beel, come back." I kept hopping, past the receptionist desk and out into the lobby. As I reached the door, all the folks in the waiting room gave me a standing ovation, but most of them were wearing really thick glasses and they may have mistaken me for the Easter Bunny, what with the hopping and all. Being a karaoke singer, naturally I turned to take a bow, and just then a young man opened the door, and as I was bent over when the door hit me I went sprawling and knocked down two little old ladies who both landed on top of me. Then Dr. Fharharseboogen came around the corner and grabbed for my hand to help me up, but as I was already rising, when he reached, he missed my hand and grabbed something else. I screamed and leaped into the air, then, my belt looped on the door knob as I was coming down and pulled my pants up, which caused the people to start applauding again. Naturally I took another bow, and while bent over bowing, I grabbed the two little old ladies and helped them to their feet. After all, I had knocked them down and it seemed only right. So then I bolted out the door to my car and got out of there. When I got home, there was a message from Dr. Fharharseboogan to never come back. That's great, I didn't even find out how to get rid of asteroids, but I did find out that hopping won't get rid of them. Oh well… see ya all at karaoke, in Feb-U-ary. ~ Bill