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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | MARCH 2018 | 67 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an notice for a new group: The Conspiracy Club - it was based on the real Conspiracy Club my son Ben belongs to in high school. I'm just glad he has friends. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment toward the back of this issue. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo. com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: DENNIS WILSON Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Is three hours enough for a good debate? Sharon R. Who was that on the grassy knoll? Debbie P. Sounds good to me. Duane V. If this is a joke, it's a poor choice. Shirley H. They left out the part about the Earth being flat and being carried through the stars on the back of a cosmic turtle! Wendy H.D. Is Santa living at the North Pole???? Jim S. If I don't win this one, I'll know it's a conspiracy! George R. Outrageous enough (at this particular time) to be almost true! Mary & Frank G. We don't need this club - we already have plenty of conspiracy. Sharon K. I don't like to argue so this isn't for me. I am too old and want to live in peace. Jerry B. Crazy fantasy! Welcome to my team. Marylou L. Russia! Russia! Russia! Really? How about depopulating the planet with the 'fake news media' - that would solve a lot of problems. Jeanne M. Hmmmm… I wonder? Did????? Victor G. Elvis is alive and living in Sun Lakes Country Club. Bob A. Shhhhhh… don't tell anyone… Dottie J. Are you sure this isn't the Creative Writers' Club? Doris H. Very clever… I think I'll join! Helene K Who shot JR? Pam G. Conspiracy Club Is Paul dead? We think so. We've thought so since 1966! Did John Glenn and Buzz Aldrin walk around on a closed set in Burbank in 1969? They sure did. Who was on the grassy knoll? We know! And that's just the tip of what we talk about during our three hour, twice weekly meetings. We have touched on the water supply, big pharma, 9/11, the Roswell cover up, contrails, cryptocurrencies, fake news, hurricanes, the UN's plot to depopulate the planet and our current favorite RUSSIA - and new theories arise each meeting. So if you agree with us, join us. If you don't agree with us, REALLY join us! We love debating important points and, maybe just maybe, changing someone's mind. For further information call Courtney at (909) 797-3647. ~ Stacey Parr Last month's joke

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